Way Out West - Planning a Scheme in Way Out West
Mickey Finn:
And I'll take care of those two bozos and get them out of town.
Lola Marcel: [Stan enters and overhears Lola talking to Mickey]
Don't worry, leave everything to me. I've done pretty good up to now, haven't I?
Stan:
You certainly have, I wish you were in my shoes.
Mickey Finn:
Eh-hrm, oh how about a drink on the house?
Oliver:
That suits me fine.
Stan:
How'd you get dressed so quick?
Oliver:
None of your business.
Oliver:
Goodbye Miss Roberts, and thanks for the use of your boudoir.
Lola Marcel:
You're very welcome.
Stan:
Goodbye. Now that you've got the mine, I bet you'll be a swell gold-digger.
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Way Out West - Opportunity Knocks in Unexpected Places
Mickey Finn: [enters room]
Lola, Lola, we've got a fortune right in the palm of our hand!
Lola Marcel:
What do you mean?
Mickey Finn:
There's a couple of desert rats downstairs looking for Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
What about it?
Mickey Finn:
They've got a deed to a very valuable gold mine left to her by her father, and they're here to deliver it to her in person.
Lola Marcel:
Well, ain't that just grand!
Mickey Finn:
It would be... if you were Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
I gotcha, but I'd never get away with it.
Mickey Finn:
Sure you would; they've never seen Mary Roberts.
Lola Marcel:
Then it's a cinch!
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Way Out West - Secrets of a Gold Mine Revealed
Mickey Finn:
I'm Mary's legal guardian. What do you want to see her for?
Ollie: [smiling and shutting his eyes in his famous charming disarming way]
Well, sir, we aren't supposed to talk about that to anyone else.
Stan:
Yeah, you see, it's PRIVATE. Her father died and left her a gold mine, and we're not supposed tell it to anyone but her, right Ollie?
Ollie: [glaring at Stan]
Now that he's taken you into our CONFIDENCE...You might as well know the rest!
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Pardon Us - Intelligence Test Announcement in Classroom
Schoolteacher:
We will now have an intelligence test"(camera pans to his unintelligent pupils)
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Pardon Us - Role Call Instructions from the Schoolteacher
Schoolteacher:
We will now have the role call. Those that are here will answer "present". Those that are not here will say "absent".
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