The Missouri Breaks - Generational Aspirations and Disconnection from Heritage
Hellsgate rancher: [[Thomas Jefferson]
They call this country Hell's Gate. When my dad came in here, it was nothing but a bunch of savage Indians. And Jesuits. Old ] said that he was a warrior so his son could be a farmer, so his son could be a poet. And I raise cattle so my son can be a merchant, so his son can move to Newport, Rhode Island and buy a sailboat and never see one of these bastard-ass sons of bitching mountains again.
Cy:
Who was Thomas Jefferson?
Hellsgate rancher:
A guy back east.
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Patch Adams - Questions About Life and Existence
Patch Adams: [due to Beenie's catatonic state, his hand is raised; everyone laughs (except Dr. Prack); patients laugh]
Excuse me, Beenie. Which way is heaven Correct. Beenie, how much taller is Wilt Chamberlain than you?
Rudy:
Hey, Beenie, Beenie, Beenie. Where's the ceiling?
Bile:
Where do the birds fly, Beenie?
Patch Adams:
How do you say hello to Hitler?
Other patient:
Beenie, Beenie. How does Hitler say hello?
Patch Adams: [patients laugh; points to Beenie]
Beenie, how do you check an elephant for a hernia? Who can win a staring contest? Beenie!!
Rudy:
Who... who farted?
Patch Adams: [all patients and "Patch" raise their hands]
Who likes to masturbate? Beenie, how does a one-armed referee say, "Field goal?
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