Legally Blonde - A New Perspective on Legal Education
Elle's father:
Law school is for people who are boring, and ugly, and…serious. And you, Button, are none of those things.
Aaron Mitchell:
I was first in my class at Princeton, I have an I.Q. of a hundred and eighty-seven, and it's been suggested that Stephen Hawking stole his Brief History of Time…from my fourth grade paper.
Professor Stromwell:
If you're going to let one stupid prick ruin your life, you're not the girl I thought you were.
Professor Stromwell:
A legal education means you will learn to speak in a new language. You will be taught to achieve insight into the world around you. And to sharply question what you know.
Maurice:
Oh, my God, the bend and snap! Works every time.
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Eight Men Out - A Prediction of Loss and Intrigue
Hired Killer:
You're gonna lose tomorrow.
Lefty Williams:
Oh, is that so?
Hired Killer:
I know it for a fact. That your wife?
Lefty Williams:
Yeah, what's it to you?
Hired Killer:
You don't lose tomorrow, she dies.
Lefty Williams:
Who sent you?
Hired Killer:
You made a promise to certain people.
Lefty Williams:
You son of a bitch!
Hired Killer:
You can't protect her. If I don't do it, somebody else will. First inning, Mister Williams.
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Eight Men Out - Discussions of Missing Figures and Finances
Lefty Williams:
I thought you were supposed to be in charge of this thing. What happened to Sullivan?
Chick Gandil:
He switched hotels, we can't track him down.
Lefty Williams:
And what happened to Attell?
Chick Gandil:
Shot his wad in the third game when Kerr won; said he's busted.
Happy Felsch:
Well, to hell with them, then.
Chick Gandil:
You two made an agreement!
Happy Felsch:
Hey, we lose one more and it's over. I've dumped four games; I've only been paid for one.
Chick Gandil: [Williams and Felsch grin and walk off; throws his glove to the ground]
Hey, you don't know what these guys are like. Once you're in, you're in! You can't welch on these guys! Your funeral! Assholes...
Swede Riesberg: [Comes walking up]
Problems?
Chick Gandil: [Puts on a brave smile]
Nah. We still got Eddie.
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Eight Men Out - Tension Among Players in a Critical Moment
Joe Jackson: [Talking to his bat, "Black Betsy" as he starts to walk to the on-deck circle]
C'mon, Betsy. We need a big wallop, now. Big wallop. Tell me when, Betsy.
Swede Riesberg:
She ever talk back to you, Joe?
Fred McMullin:
Probably sleeps with it, too.
Lefty Williams:
Lay off, you guys.
Happy Felsch:
Oh, all you crackers stick together, huh?
Swede Riesberg:
Hey, ask her for a triple, Joe! You hear me?
Fred McMullin:
It's been sixty years since the Civil War, Lefty. Ease up.
Happy Felsch:
Besides, you guys lost. It was all in the papers.
Fred McMullin:
That wouldn't help Jackson, none.
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