Memorable Quotes from James Ritz
1 quoteThe Grinch's Disdain for Christmas Cheer
The Grinch
Well done, Max! Serves them right, those yuletide-loving, sickly-sweet, nog-sucking cheer mongers! I really don't like em. Mm-mm. No, I don't. MAX! Get my cloak! I've been much too tolerant of these Who-venile delinquents, and their innocent, victim-less pranks. So they wanna get to know me, do they? They want to spend a little quality time with the Grinch. I guess I could use a little... social interaction.
[after Max scared off some teen Whos; angrily picks up an onion; hungrily eats the onion; Max whimpers; Max runs back inside; rubs his pits with the onion; angrily throws away the onion; turns to the camera; shows off a sinister-looking smile; the scene fades to Whoville with a view of Max and the Grinch's feet]
Whoville Bike Men
Merry Christmas!
Grinch
Oh, yeah. You bet, and ho, ho, ho, and... stuff. Oh, my. Someone has vandalized that vehicle. You see, Max? The city is a dangerous place.
[The bikers fall down, blocking traffic.]
Narrator
The Grinch hated Christmas. The whole Christmas season.
Who Officer
Top of the day.
Grinch
Flatfoot.
Narrator
Now please, don't ask why. No one quite knows the reason.
Grinch
Hey kids. Here's a present for ya. Be sure to run real fast with it now. All right, come on. Double time. Let's go! Move, move, move, move, move!
[gives two Who girls a bandsaw]
Narrator
It could be that his head wasn't screwed on just right. Or it could be, perhaps, that his shoes were too tight. But I think that the most likely reason of all...
Who
Merry Christmas!
Grinch
Is it?
Narrator
...may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Crazy Mose
Hey, stranger! Won't let you go until you buy a chapeau!
[The Grinch lifts his mask, deeply belches, blows odor on him, making him fall. The Grinch pulls his mask back on and laughs sneakily.]
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