Pretty in Pink - Reflections on Relationships and Choices
Steff McKee:
A little, lingering doubt perhaps, Blane? You know, you gotta give her credit though. I mean, after you dumped her, she certainly went out and found herself what I'd have to say is probably the most interesting date that our generation...
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Pretty in Pink - Confrontation and Inquiry in Relationships
Steff McKee: [to Duckie]
You got a problem, friend?
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Pretty in Pink - A Direct Insult from Steff McKee
Steff McKee:
Andie, you're a bitch.
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Pretty in Pink - A Dismissive View on Relationships
Steff McKee:
Well, listen, any girl who did that to me, I would not be too jazzed to hold onto, Blane. It's not worth it, man. I told you it isn't gonna work, you know. This girl was, is, and will always be nada.
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sex, lies, and videotape - Love and Attraction: A Complex Relationship
Graham Dalton:
I remember reading somewhere that men learn to love the person that they're attracted to, and that women become more and more attracted to the person that they love.
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Mannequin - Trusting a Vegetable with My Future
Mr. Richards: [to himself]
I've put my future in the hands of a vegetable.
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Mannequin - Fear of Night Workers
Mr. Richards: [to Felix]
You people that work at night scare me.
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Mannequin - Charmed Life and Unrecognized Sacrifice
Mr. Richards:
Well, you must lead a charmed life. It was all I could do to save your skin in there. No thanks are necessary, Switcher!
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Mannequin - Store Dignity and Arrogance in Conflict
Mr. Richards:
What arrogance! That worm of a stock boy has created an affront to the dignity of this store. I'll have it taken down immediately and make sure that lunatic never works in this town again.
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Mannequin - Critique of a Window Display's Reception
Mr. Richards: [at the board room]
We would all love to know what possessed Switcher to create such a window display. Did you see those crowds gaping on the sidewalks? It's an embarrassment!
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Mannequin - Recognizing Executive Potential in Job Applicants
Mr. Richards: [to Jonathan]
Please. Listen, I pride myself on being able to size up a job applicant and see just what kind of executive potential he has. I have just the job for you.
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Stargate - Critique of Translation Accuracy in Ancient Texts
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Well, the translation of the inner track is wrong. Must've used Budge. I don't know why they keep reprinting his books.
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Stargate - The Quest for Immortality and Power
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
Here, look at this. It says, "A traveler from distant stars escaped from a dying world, looking for a way to extend his own life. His body decaying and weak, he couldn't prevent his own demise." Apparently his whole species was becoming extinct. So he traveled or searched the galaxies, looking for a way to cheat death. Look here: "He came to a world rich with life, where he encountered a primitive race." Humans, heh. A species which with all his powers and knowledge he'd maintain indefinitely. He realized, within a human body, he had a chance for a new life. Now, apparently he found a young boy. It says, "As the frightened villagers ran, night became day. Curious and without fear, he walked towards the light." Ra took him and possessed his body, like some kind of a... parasite looking for a host. Inhabiting this human form, he appointed himself ruler. He used the Stargate to bring thousands of people here to this planet as workers... for the mines. (...) Now, something happened back on Earth. A rebellion or uprising and the Stargate was buried there. Fearful of a rebellion here, Ra outlawed reading and writing. He didn't want the people to remember the truth...
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Stargate - Unusual Comparison of Tastes
Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Eats a cooked alien creature; Points towards the food; Makes childish chicken noises]
It tastes like chicken.. That tastes like
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Stargate - Desperate Plea for Assistance
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
HEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
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Stargate - The Value of Life in Crisis
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
(to Col. O'Neill) I don't want to die. And your men don't want to die, and these people certainly don't want to die. It's a shame you're in such a hurry to.
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Stargate - Frustration with Unpaid Work
Dr. Daniel Jackson:
(On a recording of his notes about the symbols after two weeks of no progress) I'm never gonna get paid.
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Stargate - Understanding the Stargate's True Purpose
Dr. Daniel Jackson: [Dr. Jackson is correcting other scientists' translations from the cover stone.]
It's not "Door to Heaven", it's... "STARGATE".
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Stargate - A Question About Lunch
Dr. Daniel Jackson: [The audience abruptly and indignantly files out of Dr. Jackson's lecture.]
Is there a lunch or something...?
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