The Absent-Minded Professor - A Confused Plea for Help
Prof. Shelby Ashton: [as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars]
Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!
Officer Hanson:
I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of boiling hot coffee.
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
But it's after me!
Officer Hanson:
What's after you?
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know, some kind of a... thing!
Officer Hanson:
A thing? Can you describe it?
Prof. Shelby Ashton:
I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there.
Officer Hanson:
Oh, that kind of a thing.
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