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James Westerfield Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from James Westerfield

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A Confused Plea for Help
Prof. Shelby Ashton Officer! Help me! It's after me! Help me!
[as he and the two officers get out of their crashed cars]
Officer Hanson I do hope that you will excuse my appearance, but I was just having a cup of boiling hot coffee.
Prof. Shelby Ashton But it's after me!
Officer Hanson What's after you?
Prof. Shelby Ashton I don't know, some kind of a... thing!
Officer Hanson A thing? Can you describe it?
Prof. Shelby Ashton I don't know. I didn't see it. But it flies. And it made a noise, like, uh, "Aaa-OOO-gah! Aaa-OOO-gah!" And then it banged down on the top of my car! BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! And when I looked, there wasn't anything there.
Officer Hanson Oh, that kind of a thing.