Lost Boys: The Thirst - The Frog Brothers Confront a New Threat
Alan Frog:
Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?
Edgar Frog:
Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
Alan:
At one in the morning, yeah.
Edgar:
I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.
Alan:
We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
Edgar:
I just... I can't do it without you.
Alan:
What about Sam?
Edgar:
Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
Alan:
I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
Edgar:
Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.
Alan:
Laddie?
Edgar:
He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.
Alan:
Yeah, well, so do I!
Edgar:
You call this a life?!!
Alan:
This from a guy who lives in a trailer!
Edgar:
Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on!! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.
Alan:
If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!
Edgar:
They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
Alan:
It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.
Edgar:
What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?
Alan: [his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow]
Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned... ...there's no such thing as vampires.
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Lost Boys: The Thirst - Advice and Caution in Vampire Hunting
Alan Frog:
Edgar, since I know I'll never be able to talk you out of what you're about to do, I can't let you go up against a potential head vampire without giving you this. One of the first books on vampire hunting ever written. It'll hopefully keep you safe. Watch your back. Alan. P.S. If you're still alive on Tuesday, be sure to call Mom. It's her birthday.
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The Lost Boys - Astonishment at the Vampire Hotel
Alan Frog:
Holy smoke, Vampire Hotel.
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The Lost Boys - Choosing to Ride with Vampires
Alan Frog: [Realizes that they're just outside of the Vampires' cave]
We don't ride with vampires. We do now.
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The Lost Boys - Unexpected Encounter in The Lost Boys
Alan Frog: [[The Munsters|Eddie Munster]
Holy smoke, it's the attack of ]!
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The Lost Boys - Priority in the Hunt for Vampires
Alan Frog:
Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.
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