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Jamison Newlander Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jamison Newlander

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Unexpected Encounter in The Lost Boys
Alan Frog Holy smoke, it's the attack of ]!
[[The Munsters|Eddie Munster]
Advice and Caution in Vampire Hunting
Alan Frog Edgar, since I know I'll never be able to talk you out of what you're about to do, I can't let you go up against a potential head vampire without giving you this. One of the first books on vampire hunting ever written. It'll hopefully keep you safe. Watch your back. Alan. P.S. If you're still alive on Tuesday, be sure to call Mom. It's her birthday.
The Frog Brothers Confront a New Threat
Alan Frog Hello, Edgar. What brings you all the way down here?
Edgar Frog Now I have to have an excuse to visit my own brother?
Alan At one in the morning, yeah.
Edgar I figured you'd be up. I've recently learned there's a nightcrawler who's created a new designer drug that he's handing out to kids at raves. The only problem is it's not a drug; it's vampire blood. He's breeding an undead army. And the only thing that stands between him and the annihilation of the entire human race, potentially, would be us. The Frog Brothers.
Alan We haven't been the Frog Brothers for a long time.
Edgar I just... I can't do it without you.
Alan What about Sam?
Edgar Sam's gone. He turned, and, uh, I had to do what I had to do.
Alan I guess that cancels out Michael and Star.
Edgar Yeah. I'm pretty much persona non grata with the entire Emerson family at this point.
Alan Laddie?
Edgar He's moved on. He's got a wife, kids. He's got a real life now.
Alan Yeah, well, so do I!
Edgar You call this a life?!!
Alan This from a guy who lives in a trailer!
Edgar Okay, so I've got nothing. But at least I know what side I'm on!! Alan, if this is the head vampire, then maybe we can kill him.
Alan If we kill him, and then we just gotta find the one that's above him and then on and on like that forever!
Edgar They are telling me that this is the Alpha. The O.G. of all bloodsuckers, the head vampire.
Alan It's a pyramid scheme, Edgar. Always has been.
Edgar What if this is it, though? What if this really is the head vampire?
Alan Get this, and get it good, Edgar. As far as I'm concerned... ...there's no such thing as vampires.
[his face transforms from human to half-vampire and his eyes turn yellow]
Astonishment at the Vampire Hotel
Alan Frog Holy smoke, Vampire Hotel.
Choosing to Ride with Vampires
Alan Frog We don't ride with vampires. We do now.
[Realizes that they're just outside of the Vampires' cave]
Priority in the Hunt for Vampires
Alan Frog Let's start with the little one. First come, first staked.