Slap Her... She's French - The Enjoyment of Slapping Others
Starla Grady: [After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest]
Slapping people is fun.
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Slap Her... She's French - A Breakup Announcement from Starla Grady
Starla Grady: [After slapping her boyfriend]
You are so fired as my boyfriend!
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Slap Her... She's French - The Mystery of Her Identity
Starla Grady:
I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?
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Slap Her... She's French - Confrontation and Challenge in a Playful Tone
Starla Grady:
You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!
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Slap Her... She's French - Conflicted Feelings About Religion and Identity
Starla Grady: [[w:Taxicab Confessions|Taxicab Confessions]
She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like ].
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Slap Her... She's French - Determined to Take Down the Opponent
Starla Grady: [[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit]
I'm going to get you, ], you're going down!
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Slap Her... She's French - Starla's Humorous Take on Reading Preferences
Starla Grady: [Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick]
Whatcha reading? Oh, I like Dicks. haha
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Slap Her... She's French - Starla's Unique Perspective on Expression
Starla Grady: [in a french exam]
j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche...
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Slap Her... She's French - Critique of Monsieur LeDuke's Behavior
Starla Grady:
Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.
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Slap Her... She's French - Realizations Lost in Translation
Starla Grady:
It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French.
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Slap Her... She's French - The Struggle Between Guilt and Redemption
Starla Grady: [[w:Friedrich Nietzsche|Freddy Nitsche; [w:Federal Express|Fed-ex]
We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of here, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or, as the great German philosopher ] once said, that which does not kill us is gonna wish it had, because we're about to ] its sorry ass back to Skank Central where it came from. Or something like that.
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