Memorable Quotes from Jane McGregor
11 quotesThe Struggle Between Guilt and Redemption
Starla Grady
We're all capable of doing bad things. Lord knows I've done my share. Things I'm truly ashamed of. But should my life, so young and full of sweet promise, be tragically cut before it ever had a chance to shine? If I ever get out of here, as God is my witness, somebody's gonna pay. Or, as the great German philosopher ] once said, that which does not kill us is gonna wish it had, because we're about to ] its sorry ass back to Skank Central where it came from. Or something like that.
[[w:Friedrich Nietzsche|Freddy Nitsche; [w:Federal Express|Fed-ex]
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The Enjoyment of Slapping Others
Starla Grady
Slapping people is fun.
[After slapping Kyle and Genevieve in different scenes at the Newscaster of the Year contest]
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The Mystery of Her Identity
Starla Grady
I didn't find her she found me, WHO IS SHE?
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Critique of Monsieur LeDuke's Behavior
Starla Grady
Oh yeah, and don't get me started on monsieur LeDuke—Mister I'm married but teenage girls make me pop my jimmy in my fruit de looms.
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Starla's Humorous Take on Reading Preferences
Starla Grady
Whatcha reading? Oh, I like Dicks. haha
[Randolph shows her a copy of 'Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep?' by Philip K. Dick]
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Starla's Unique Perspective on Expression
Starla Grady
j'ai une bouche comme dix doigts et dix doigts comme une bouche...
[in a french exam]
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Realizations Lost in Translation
Starla Grady
It doesn't get better than this. If only I had seen the writing on the wall...I just didn't know it was in French.
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Confrontation and Challenge in a Playful Tone
Starla Grady
You messed with the wrong cooze, flooze. Get ready to par-tee!
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Conflicted Feelings About Religion and Identity
Starla Grady
She went through this whole catholic thing—kissing my knees and calling herself a whore. It was like ].
[[w:Taxicab Confessions|Taxicab Confessions]
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Determined to Take Down the Opponent
Starla Grady
I'm going to get you, ], you're going down!
[[w:Kermit the Frog|Kermit]
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A Breakup Announcement from Starla Grady
Starla Grady
You are so fired as my boyfriend!
[After slapping her boyfriend]
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