Memorable Quotes from Jared Robinsen
1 quoteIdentity Confusion at Age Verification
Intake Officer
Are you sure you're 18?
Edmund
Why? Do I look older?
Intake Officer
Alberta Scrubb?
Edmund
That's a typographical error. It's supposed to be Albert A. Scrubb.
Lucy
Edmund. You're supposed to be helping me with the groceries.
[Enters holding a wooden box full of groceries; Edmund turns to her]
Male
Better luck next time, eh, squirt?
[Laughing, ruffles Edmund's head]
Edmund
Squirt"? He barely had two years on me. I'm a king.
[Takes the box from his sister]
Edmund
I've fought wars and– and I've lead armies.
Lucy
Not in this world.
Edmund
Yeah. Instead I'm stuck here, doing battle with Eustace Clarence Scrubb. If anyone so deserved a name.
Edmund
What are you doing?
[Notices his sister tucking her hair behind her ear]
Lucy
Nothing. Come on then.
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