The Chronicles of Narnia: The Voyage of the Dawn Treader - Identity Confusion at Age Verification
Intake Officer:
Are you sure you're 18?
Edmund:
Why? Do I look older?
Intake Officer:
Alberta Scrubb?
Edmund:
That's a typographical error. It's supposed to be Albert A. Scrubb.
Lucy: [Enters holding a wooden box full of groceries; Edmund turns to her]
Edmund. You're supposed to be helping me with the groceries.
Male: [Laughing, ruffles Edmund's head]
Better luck next time, eh, squirt?
Edmund: [Takes the box from his sister]
Squirt"? He barely had two years on me. I'm a king.
Edmund:
I've fought wars and– and I've lead armies.
Lucy:
Not in this world.
Edmund:
Yeah. Instead I'm stuck here, doing battle with Eustace Clarence Scrubb. If anyone so deserved a name.
Edmund: [Notices his sister tucking her hair behind her ear]
What are you doing?
Lucy:
Nothing. Come on then.
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