Memorable Quotes from Jared Rushton
5 quotesMiscommunication at the Reception Desk
Josh
Social security number?
Josh
What was that?
Billy
My locker combination.
Receptionist
Mr. Baskin?
Billy
Remember, Josh, eye contact!
Receptionist
Your son will have to wait out here.
Josh
Certainly. OK son, you heard the lady. Don't give anyone a hard time.
Billy
Sure thing, "Dad".
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Confrontation Over Past Encounters and Deadlines
Josh
Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. Gosh.
Billy
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Josh
HEY!
Billy
You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!
Josh
You don't get it, do you? This is important!
Billy
I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh? And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE!
[Turns to leave]
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Navigating Bureaucracy for Amusement Listings
Josh
I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area.
Clerk
Consumer Affairs, down the hall.
Bureaucrat
Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge.
Billy
See, no problem.
Bureaucrat
Standard six-week wait with backlog.
Billy and Josh
Six weeks??!
[in unison]
Bureaucrat
Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky.
Josh
I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life.
Billy
Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha!
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Getting Paid to Play with Toys
Billy
So you got a job, where you play with all these toys.
Josh
Yup!
Billy
And they're gonna pay you for that?
Josh
Yup!
Billy
SUCKERS!
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Directions to Sea Point Park
Billy
There. Sea Point Park!
Josh
Thanks.
Billy
See you around.
Josh
Taxi! Sea Point Park, please.
Billy
Sea Point Park? Way to go, Josh!
Susan
You know Josh?
Billy
Yes, I am his friend.
Susan
I am...his girlfriend.
Billy
His girlfriend?? Whoa!
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