Big - Directions to Sea Point Park
Billy:
There. Sea Point Park!
Josh:
Thanks.
Billy:
See you around.
Josh:
Taxi! Sea Point Park, please.
Billy:
Sea Point Park? Way to go, Josh!
Susan:
You know Josh?
Billy:
Yes, I am his friend.
Susan:
I am...his girlfriend.
Billy:
His girlfriend?? Whoa!
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Big - Confrontation Over Past Encounters and Deadlines
Josh:
Will you please leave? I got a deadline to meet. Gosh.
Billy:
Who the fuck do you think you are?
Josh:
HEY!
Billy:
You're Josh Baskin, remember? You broke your arm on my roof! You hid in MY basement when Robert Dyson was about to rip your head off!
Josh:
You don't get it, do you? This is important!
Billy: [Turns to leave]
I'm your best friend. What's more important than that, huh? And I'm three months older than you are, ASSHOLE!
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Big - Getting Paid to Play with Toys
Billy:
So you got a job, where you play with all these toys.
Josh:
Yup!
Billy:
And they're gonna pay you for that?
Josh:
Yup!
Billy:
SUCKERS!
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Big - Miscommunication at the Reception Desk
Josh:
Social security number?
Josh:
What was that?
Billy:
My locker combination.
Receptionist:
Mr. Baskin?
Billy:
Remember, Josh, eye contact!
Receptionist:
Your son will have to wait out here.
Josh:
Certainly. OK son, you heard the lady. Don't give anyone a hard time.
Billy:
Sure thing, "Dad".
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Big - Navigating Bureaucracy for Amusement Listings
Josh:
I want a listing of all amusement arcades and carnivals in the tri-state area.
Clerk:
Consumer Affairs, down the hall.
Bureaucrat:
Fill this out in triplicate, five dollar processing charge.
Billy:
See, no problem.
Bureaucrat:
Standard six-week wait with backlog.
Billy and Josh: [in unison]
Six weeks??!
Bureaucrat:
Could take longer, but hey, you could get lucky.
Josh:
I am going to be 30 years old for the rest of my life.
Billy:
Come on Josh, it is only for six weeks. Besides, you may be even older that that! ha ha!
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