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You, Me & Tuscany - Exclusive Interviews
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The Boys Final Season - The Rumors Are True Clip
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Unabomber - Jacob Tremblay as Ted Kaczynski Character Poster
UNABOMBER
Thrash - When Disaster Meets the Deep Clip
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The Whisper Man - Adam Scott as Tom Kennedy Character Poster
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Margo's Got Money Troubles Season 1 - Unforgettable Nonverbal Acting Clip
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Sense and Sensibility - Official Poster
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Cape Fear Season 1 - Opportunity Knocks Clip
Cape Fear
Spa Weekend - Anna Faris as Sophie Character Poster
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Cape Fear Season 1 - What Is Your Worst Fear Clip
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Bad Day - First Look at Cameron Diaz
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Toy Story 5 - We Are All Toys Clip
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The Whisper Man - Robert De Niro at the New York Premiere
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Jason AlexanderQuotes

Jason Alexander
Birthday
September 23rd, 1959
From
Newark, New Jersey, USA
Actor

The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle - Fearless Leader's Frustration with Moose and Squirrel

Fearless Leader: [a message from the White House has arrived] Silence! It's a message from the mole at the White House!
Boris Badenov and Natasha Fatale: Moose and Squirrel!
Fearless Leader: [tearing the message and throws it on the floor] Moose and Squirrel. How many times in the past have they stood between me and my dreams of glory? How many times have they foiled my plans with their bungling interference?!
Boris: Uh, 28?
Fearless Leader: Quiet, idiot! They must never reach New York alive. I want you to destroy them personally.
Boris: [kisses Fearless Leader's hand] After 30 years of waiting, one more chance to crush Moose and Squirrel!
Natasha: [kisses Fearless Leader's other hand] Oh, Fearless Leader, you are so good to us!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Skepticism About Timmy and Tootie's Relationship

Wanda: Isn't this great, Cosmo? After all these years, Timmy and Tootie finally ended up together!
Cosmo: I give them 2 weeks tops!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - A Misunderstanding About Feeding Pets

Cosmo: [as he, Wanda, and Poof fade away] Don't forget to feed the dog!
Wanda: Cosmo, he doesn't have a dog!
Cosmo: Well, if you get one, don't forget to feed it!
Timmy: I'm gonna miss you guys forever!
Cosmo and Wanda: Goodbye, Timmy!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Moment of Growth and Love

Magnate: Any last words before I blast you out of existence?
Timmy: Uh, yes. I should have done this a long time ago. It's time for me to grow up!
Poof: Huh?
Timmy: I love you, guys.
Cosmo and Wanda: We love you too.
Magnate: [pushes his wish button and prepares to blast them] I think I just threw up a little in my mouth. Time's up!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: [getting shocked] Aaaaaaah!
Timmy: [embraces Tootie] I love you, Tootie!
Poof: Huh?
Cosmo: [as he, Wanda, and Poof begin to fade away] What's happening?
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter, which now displays "In Love" and is rapidly beeping] Cosmo, he's saving us!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Friends Unite to Rescue Tootie

Howie: Check it out!
Katie: They got Tootie!
Ravi: And I got tooty-fruity with hot fudge. I mean, we have to help her!
Howie: [kids run] Let's get Timmy.
Tootie: You?
Magnate: [Magnate and bunny makes an evil laugh] Ironic, isn't it? Someone who cares so much about helping this little creature got betrayed by a helplessing creature.
Wanda: Magnate's got Tootie! Hooray!
Cosmo: [Poof stares at them angrily] Yay!
Wanda: Well, I mean it's good that she gets to ride in a limo, right?
Cosmo: [Poof stares at them more angry than before] Yah. This means that we can always be with Timmy and things never have to change, right?
Wanda: Poof's intense stare of guilt is right, Cosmo. Here we are wanting Poof to grow up and we're keeping Timmy from doing the same thing.
Cosmo: [Poof grins] You're right, Wanda. We have to do what's best for Timmy!
Wanda: [Poof glides to Cosmo and Wanda] Aww. I'm proud of us, Cosmo. And thanks for staring such sense into us, Poof. Let's tell Timmy and save Tootie!
Crocker: [He sucks Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof into a device] Don't worry, little FAIRIES!
Cosmo, Wanda and Poof: AHHHHH!
Crocker: [spazzes] Thanks to my Atomic Fairy Incarcerator, I'll show Timmy Turner that I now have possession of his FAIRY... GODPARENTS!
Howie: Timmy, are you ok?
Timmy: What is it?
Howie: Tootie got kidnapped by a bunny in Magnate's limo.
Ravi: And there is no change. The ice cream came to exactly $20.
Timmy: [kids stare at each other confused] Tootie's in trouble? Well, then I guess I wish she was right here back next to me. I wish she was right back here next to me. (What's going on?)
Katie: I think something's wrong with Timmy's brain.
Timmy: [looks at backpack; the buttons CW&P were on read "HELP US, TIMMY!"; runs off] Mangnate just doesn't have Tootie. He's got...

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Ambitious Waiters on Their Acting Journey

Timmy: What are you guys doing? And what have you done to yourselves?
Cosmo: We're waiters! Course, it's just a stepping stone on our path to becoming actors. STELLA!!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Humorous Introduction by Cosmo in Movie Scene

Cosmo: Good evening, everyone. We're your perfectly normal not-magic-fairy human waiters with unbelievably super-hairy legs and underarms!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Humans Discover Unpleasant Aspects of Being Human

Wanda: Oh my gosh, we're humans! And look! I've got legs... that need to be shaved. Ewwww.
Cosmo: Woo, and I've got underarm hair! I'm definitely not shaving that.

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Whimsical Suggestions for Fun Activities

Cosmo: Hey, Timmy. Let's do something really, really fun!
Poof: Pooh-pooh-poof!
Wanda: Yeah! Super fun!
Cosmo: [Wanda and Poof look at him oddly; Wanda glares at him] Like shave Crocker, turn your dad into a woman... ...Turn Wanda into a woman. I mean, you're the wind beneath my wings!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Urgent Need to Protect Family Dynamics

Wanda: Cosmo, we got to stop Tootie before she breaks up our family!
Cosmo: [Wanda glares at him] For once, I agree with your shrill, commanding, and authoritative voice! I mean, I love you!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Birthday and Mysterious Illness

Wanda: Timmy, what's the matter, sad that your birthday's over?
Timmy: I think I need to go to the doctor. My stomach's all in knots, and my heart is racing.
Cosmo: [turns into a doctor; putting on a glove] Dr. Cosmo in the hizzouse! Ahh, no fever. Time for a full exam!
Wanda: You've been acting sick since you saw Tootie in the park yesterday.
Timmy: Sick? No, I just have a cold or something. Still, she's so brave, so sure of herself.
Wanda: [looks at the Love Meter] Oh, no! You're falling in love with Tootie! That means you're growing up and you'll lose us forever!
Timmy: Uh-oh!
Cosmo: It also means I don't get to use the glove, doesn't it?

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Reconnecting After Years Apart

Timmy: Tootie? Wow, I-I-I-I gotta tell ya, that was incredible!
Tootie: [giggles] Timmy Turner. Look at you! You haven't changed a bit. Not even a little.
Timmy: Where have you been?
Tootie: Oh, you know, just traveling the world, making a difference, and trying to help helpless creatures. What have you been up to?
Timmy: Oh, uh… I'm still in school.
Tootie: Wow, an educated man, and look at this. You show up, and all these amazing things happen. It's like magic!
Timmy: [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof whistle innocently] M-magic? No, no no. Me? No magic. No, not here. You kidding? Come on, no, no, no, no.
Tootie: Well, it's great to see you.
Timmy: Daah! Aah. Aah.
Tootie: What's the matter?
Timmy: [leaves] Uh, uh, sunburn on my back. No hugs till it heals, doctor said. Gotta go!
Cosmo: He is so smooth.

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Staring Causes a Comedic Reaction

Wanda: Timmy's staring at that girl!
Cosmo: [makes a slushee appear in Timmy's hand; Timmy starts sipping the slushee and continues staring at Tootie] I'll give him a slushee! See? It worked! Oh wait, he's still staring.
Tootie: There's nothing wrong with the old Dimmsdale! And there's nothing wrong with the Dimmsdale Dogwood...
Timmy: Nice move!
Tootie: [as she chains herself to the tree] ...The tree I grew up with and climbed in this very park!
Magnate: Listen, Sister Suzie Saffron Wheat-Grassgulper, whatever your tree-hugging name is. You don't wanna mess around with Hugh J. Magnate Jr. So why don't you just toddle off to your yurt or wherever home is.
Tootie: This is home. I was raised right here in Dimmsdale! And the name's not "Saffron Sippin Wheat-Grass Gurglin'" anything, it's Tootie!
Timmy, Cosmo, and Wanda: Tootie!?
Cosmo: Here it comes again!
Magnate: I suggest you move your conifer-kissing keister, missy.
Tootie: Not gonna happen. Not if you're gonna knock down this tree.
Magnate: Well, have it your way. Boys! Tear down this tree.
Timmy: She is awesome!
Cosmo and Wanda: Awesome?!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Loyalty to His Fairy Godparents

Cosmo: We're so proud of you, Timmy!
Wanda: We'll always be together.
Timmy: You got that right! There's nothing in this world that I'd ever give you guys up for.
Cosmo: Timmy, are you okay?!
Timmy: Yeah.
Cosmo: Good, then can we do it again? It was fun!

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - Timmy's Last Birthday Celebration with Fairies

Timmy: Yep, my birthdays just keep getting better every year, thanks to you guys!
Wanda: Don't we always have the best time?
Cosmo: I can't tell time!
Jorgen: [suddenly enters the room in a flash of lightning and a puff of smoke; gives Timmy a present] Timmy Turner, this is the last birthday party you and your fairies will ever have together! By the way, happy birthday.
Timmy: [opening his present] Da Rules?
Jorgen: Yes! And look at this, right here! Page 14-38, paragraph 3, subsection D!
Timmy: [reading] A godchild loses his fairies when he grows up..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda: Yay!
Timmy: ...He leaves home..." Not me.
Cosmo and Wanda: Yeah!
Timmy: [Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof gasp] ...Or experiences life's true magic - love.
Jorgen: Well…?
Timmy: Again, not me. The only girl I've ever kissed was Tootie, it was 13 years ago. It was forced upon me, and I did not enjoy it.
Cosmo: Look out!
Timmy: Anyway, she moved away and no one ever saw her again. So, love… not even an issue.
Wanda: True! According to Timmy's Love Meter, he's not in love!
Jorgen: This is not a game! The longer you keep Cosmo, Wanda, and Poof, the more you put them in danger of being exposed or captured!
Timmy: Like I said, not an issue! Relax! Have some cake.
Jorgen: [disappears] Keep your cake for the inevitable fairy-go-bye-bye party. I will find a way. I will make you grow up! I am Jorgen, the most powerful fairy ever!
Cosmo: Can I have some cake?

A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! - A Sweet Birthday Surprise for Timmy

Wanda: He's so cute when he sleeps!
Cosmo: Our little angel!
Wanda: Shh, don't wake him up!
Both: Happy birthday, Timmy!
Timmy: Wanda, Cosmo? What are you guys, crazy?
Wanda: You're a grown man still wearing horsey pajamas and you're asking us if we're crazy?
Cosmo: Crazy with excitement!
Cosmo & Wanda: Happy 23rd Birthday, Timmy Turner!

Pretty Woman - Dreams and Money in Hollywood's Spotlight

Philip Stuckey: [about Morse] He mortgaged everything he owns, right down to his underwear, to secure a loan from the bank.
Magician at party: No matter what they say, it's all about money. So let's imagine, ladies, that you're a savings and loan officer. Watch - one, two, three; see, you've got it all, and we've got nothing. You've got all four, take a look.
Happy Man: Welcome to Hollywood! What's your dream? Everybody comes here; this is Hollywood, land of dreams. Some dreams come true, some don't; but keep on dreamin - this is Hollywood. Always time to dream, so keep on dreamin'.