Jason Barry Quotes

Valentine We often confuse what we wish for with what is.

Valentine We just have to try the key in every single lock we pass, and when we find the one the key opens, we'll know that 10,000 bloody years have passed!!

Valentine Look! An idiot!

Valentine My mum always said: "It's a dog-eat-dog world, son. You get them before they get you. Eat your greens. Please don't do that. Stop embarrassing me in front of the neighbors. I think it would be best if you just leave home and never come back!" She wasn't even really my mum. She bought me from a man...

Valentine We'll do things that rich people do. We'll bathe in... fish. And eat our weight in chocolate buttons!

Valentine NOOOO, I DON'T WANNA BE A WAITER!!!

Valentine I shall slip unnoticed throught the darkness, like a dark, unnoticed, slippy thing.

Valentine I'm a very important man. I've got a tower.