Memorable Quotes from Jason Biggs
9 quotesThe Concept of Friendly Hello Sex
Jim Levenstein
But we never even had friendly hello sex.
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Jim Levenstein Introduces Himself Humorously
Jim Levenstein
My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls!
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Unexpected Reactions at a Party Cooler
Stifler
I'm shitting in their cooler.
[whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler]
Jim Levenstein
I'm going to throw up.
[gagging]
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Accidental Super Glue Mishap
Jim Levenstein
I kind of super-glued myself to, uh, myself.
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Reconnecting with the Past: Unexpected Encounters
Kara
Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara
It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara
Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein
18, wow.
Kara
You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara
Please I want you to cum so bad.
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Concern About College and Virginity
Jim Levenstein
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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Jim's Surprising Observation on Flutes
Jim Levenstein
That's a lot of flutes.
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Nostalgia at Stifler's Party
Jim Levenstein
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle
Yes. Yes I did.
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Navigating New Experiences and First Times
Jim Levenstein
This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time.
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