American Reunion - Unexpected Reactions at a Party Cooler
Stifler: [whispering as he drops his shorts and sits on some high school students' cooler]
I'm shitting in their cooler.
Jim Levenstein: [gagging]
I'm going to throw up.
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American Reunion - Reconnecting with the Past: Unexpected Encounters
Kara:
Jim? I can't believe it's you. You don't remember me, do you? Remember Teletubbies Tuesdays?
Jim Levenstein:
Kara? No, oh my god, what? You're not a kid anymore.
Kara:
It's been a long time since I needed a babysitter.
Jim Levenstein:
I can't believe how much you've grown up.
Kara:
Thanks. It's actually my 18th birthday tomorrow.
Jim Levenstein:
18, wow.
Kara:
You should come to my party.
Jim Levenstein:
Oh, thank you, no, I... that might be...
Kara:
Please I want you to cum so bad.
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American Reunion - Nostalgia at Stifler's Party
Jim Levenstein:
Stifler's having a party tonight. Okay, I know that doesn't sound romantic or anything, but remember our first time was at a Stifler party. You made me your bitch.
Michelle:
Yes. Yes I did.
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American Pie 2 - The Concept of Friendly Hello Sex
Jim Levenstein:
But we never even had friendly hello sex.
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American Pie 2 - Jim Levenstein Introduces Himself Humorously
Jim Levenstein:
My name is Petey, and I have gigantic balls!
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American Pie 2 - Navigating New Experiences and First Times
Jim Levenstein:
This is my first time, uh, si-since my first time.
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American Pie 2 - Jim's Surprising Observation on Flutes
Jim Levenstein:
That's a lot of flutes.
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American Pie 2 - Accidental Super Glue Mishap
Jim Levenstein:
I kind of super-glued myself to, uh, myself.
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American Pie - Concern About College and Virginity
Jim Levenstein:
You realize we're all going to go to college as virgins. They probably have special dorms for people like us.
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