Memorable Quotes from Jason Dohring
3 quotesUnraveling Tension in a Dangerous Ride
Robby
Why is this happening to us?
Charlie
I don't know why this is happening. I just wanted a ride home.
Robby
They want us dead, Scott.
Scott
They don't want us dead, Robby. They want him. Hey, Charlie. How come you were so hot for me to drag those guys in the Caddy, huh? And why didn't you flash your badge when we were sitting back there? You wanted to get away from them, didn't you?
Robby
Jesus Christ, Scott. What are you doing?
Scott
Look, before we picked up Charlie, nobody was trying to run us off the road, nobody was scratching this spooky biblical crap on the windshield. After we pick him up there's nothing but this shit. They want you for your sins. Isn't that right, Charlie?
C.J.
Yeah, the message on the windshield-- I'm not one to judge, Chuckster, but what'd you do?
Scott
Hey, whatever it is... you're not dragging us down with you.
Charlie
No. You're going back to Yale.
Scott
That's right, Charlie. And you're staying here. Come on, guys, let's go.
Robby
Have you lost your mind? We can't just leave him here for the Caddy out in the cold. He's a cop. Jesus, Scott- a cop!
Scott
Here's a flash, chief: he's a bad cop. and whatever bad-cop shit he did to those guys is between their ass and his, and not mine.
Robby
Look, I say we give him a ride. It's just a couple more miles.
Scott
This is not a democracy. He stays.
Charlie
My young friends, this is something you're going to have to live with! We all have nights where we reveal. This is yours.
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Cold Night Conversations in Wisconsin
Robby
Boy, it's cold out there.
Charlie
Hell, you can say that again. Coldest night on record for this time of year and my cruiser freezes to death on me. I gotta be the only cop left in the universe still driving an 86 Chevy. Charlie Harmon.
Robby
Oh, Robby, Robby-- Robertson.
Charlie
Yeah, so, you guys from Minnesota? Plates. Well, welcome to Wisconsin. This is a nice car. What kind of car is this?
[Scott, Robby and C.J. all look at Charlie]
Robby
It's a Saab. A Saab 900S. Whew! Ain't she killer?
Charlie
Yeah. So what brings you boys to the Dairy State?
C.J.
We're... on our high school debate team.
Charlie
Oh.
C.J.
Yeah, we just got back from quarterfinals of...
Scott
The Midwest Regional--
C.J.
Debate-off.
Charlie
Oh. How'd y'all do?
Scott
Oh, we won.
C.J.
Yeah, and next week, on to the semis.
Charlie
There you go.
Robby
Where did those come from? You guys! Have you been drinking?!
[trying to seem surprised]
Charlie
All right, everybody. Knock it off. "Debate-off." Look, you guys saved my sorry ass tonight and I'm off-duty, so just relax, all right? And you- selling out your pals, you little weasel!
[laughs]
C.J.
Yeah, you little dipstick.
Scott
Yeah, nice brother you are.
Charlie
So what did you boys do tonight? Did you go to the roadhouse?
Robby
Hey, how'd you know that?
Charlie
Son, I, too, was once underage.
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A Night of Brotherhood and Adventure
Robby
This night is gonna be a classic, man! A flat-out classic! The last stand of the Three Musketeers!
Scott
Ah, two and a half, little brother.
Robby
Look, I don't wanna get all "Felicity" all over the place, but I sincerely want to thank you guys for bringing me along on your annual pilgrimage to the wonderful land of the fake IDs. But I gotta say, C.J., man, one of these days...
C.J.
One of these days what?
Robby
One of these days you're gonna get us into something Scott's not gonna be able to get us out of.
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