Mean Machine - Humorous Exchange About Relationships and Consequences
Bob Likely:
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!
Bob Carter:
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.
Bob Likely:
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.
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Mean Machine - Live Update on Rehabilitation Facilities Event
Bob Likely:
Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter:
I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...
Both: [Whispering]
Wanker.
Bob Carter:
...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Negotiating the Value of an Expensive Deal
Nick the Greek: [haggling with Tom]
What else do I get with it?
Tom:
You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Nick the Greek:
Dunno, Tom. Seems expensive.
Tom:
Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is a 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek:
All right, all right, keep your Alans on!
Nick the Greek:
Here's a ton.
Tom and Eddie:
Jesus Christ!
Eddie:
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek:
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Tom:
Not when the price is 200 pounds, it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt, you are. Now, come on, let me feel the fiber of your fabric.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Consequences of Crime and Loss
Tom:
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
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Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - Questioning Criminal Credibility
Tom:
They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at.
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The Curious Case of Benjamin Button - A Promise for Belonging
Caroline Button:
Promise me he'll have a place.
Thomas Button:
I... I promise.
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