Memorable Quotes from Jason Flemyng
6 quotesNegotiating the Value of an Expensive Deal
Nick the Greek
What else do I get with it?
[haggling with Tom]
Tom
You get a gold-plated Rolls Royce, as long as you pay for it.
Nick the Greek
Dunno, Tom. Seems expensive.
Tom
Seems? Well, this seems to be a waste of my time. That is a 900 nicker in any shop you're lucky enough to find one in. And you're complaining about 200? What school of finance did you study? It's a deal, it's a steal, it's the sale of the fucking century. In fact, fuck it, Nick, I think I'll keep it!
Nick the Greek
All right, all right, keep your Alans on!
Nick the Greek
Here's a ton.
Tom and Eddie
Jesus Christ!
Eddie
You could choke a dozen donkeys on that! And you're haggling over one hundred pound? What do you do when you're not buying stereos, Nick, finance revolutions?
Nick the Greek
100 pounds is still 100 pounds.
Tom
Not when the price is 200 pounds, it's not! And certainly not when you've got Liberia's deficit in your skyrocket. Tighter than a duck's butt, you are. Now, come on, let me feel the fiber of your fabric.
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A Promise for Belonging
Caroline Button
Promise me he'll have a place.
Thomas Button
I... I promise.
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Consequences of Crime and Loss
Tom
There's no money, there's no weed. It's all been replaced by a pile of corpses.
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Questioning Criminal Credibility
Tom
They're lacking in criminal credibility, ain't they? I might get laughed at.
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Live Update on Rehabilitation Facilities Event
Bob Likely
Good afternoon, I'm Bob Likely. You join us live from the recreation field.
Bob Carter
I'm Bob Carter, and thanks again to our esteemed governor...
Both
Wanker.
[Whispering]
Bob Carter
...for providing the splendid facilities that are here today as part of his rehabilitation campaign.
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Humorous Exchange About Relationships and Consequences
Bob Likely
Ooh! Right in his carrots and onions!
Bob Carter
No nookie for Mr Ratchett.
Bob Likely
No nookie for Mrs Ratchett neither.
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