Memorable Quotes from Jason Lively
7 quotesUnexpected Encounter in a European Vacation
Ellen Griswold
Look back there!
Clark Griswold
Yeah, it's a hooker...
Ellen Griswold
Look who she's with!
Clark Griswold
Russell Griswold!
Rusty Griswold
Oink-Oink my good man.
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Cultural Misunderstanding in a Different City
Rusty Griswold
Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do?
Clark Griswold
That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk.
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Family Misunderstandings in European Vacation
Clark Griswold
There it is, kids. My mother's land.
Rusty Griswold
Dad, Grandma's from Chicago.
Clark Griswold
Shut up, Russ.
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Misunderstanding Language in Family Conversations
Clark Griswold
What are we looking for?
Audrey Griswold
Sechs (pronounced sex) Dad.
Clark Griswold
That'll do Audrey.
Rusty Griswold
Dad that's German for six.
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Family Crisis During European Trip
Clark Griswold
Get in.
Rusty Griswold
What Happened?
Audrey Griswold
Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped.
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A Playful Exchange About Banks
Clark Griswold
There's the left bank kids. I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right.
Rusty Griswold
The Bank of America.
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A Haircut Comparison Between Father and Son
Rusty Griswold
That's it! That's what I want my hair to look like dad!
Clark Griswold
Oh Rusty you don't want to look like a rooster do you?
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