Memorable Quotes from Jason Schombing
1 quoteFamily Tensions and Unexpected Deliveries
Glam
Greetings, Uncle!
Koga
I was expecting you earlier. Don't touch me!
[Vinnie and Slam try to touch him]
Glam
Get out of the way! Uncle, we did your bidding, and we got the goods right here.
Koga
Quiet, fool!
Glam
Quiet, fool!
Slam
Quiet, fool!
Koga
Give it to me!
Glam
Give it to him!
Slam
Give it to him!
Vinnie
Hey, nice vase. Behold, the dagger of doom! SLAM!! SLAM!!
[places a duffel bag on Koga's desk; the duffel bag Vinnie opened turned out to be Tum-Tum's bag with a mouse trap, meaning the dagger was not in it, and the mouse trap pinches Vinnie's fingers]
Glam
I can explain this.
Koga
YOU HAVE FAILED!! Ishikawa! Show them how we deal with fools!
[enraged; Ishikawa carries Glam to the treadmill]
Slam
Hey, that's our lead singer, you!
Glam
We can do instrumentals. We don't need lyrics! Ishikawa, can we talk about this? Uncle!
[Ishikawa starts the treadmill and puts the speed to the extreme velocity]
Koga
Nephew, I am mush dissatisfied, but I am prepared to give you another chance. You say Mori Shintaro is in Japan. Keep an eye on him, listen to every word he says, and bring back that dagger to me!
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