Troll 2 - A Conversation About Coffee and Food in Nilbog
Drew:
Coffee.
Drugstore Owner:
There's no coffee in Nilbog. It's the devil's drink.
Drew:
Eggs.
Drugstore Owner:
Bleah!
Drew:
Bacon.
Drugstore Owner:
Are you crazy, boy? We're vegetarians here in Nilbog. Didn't you know that? Here's some Nilbog milk. Special milk. High in vitamin content. Here, it's free.
Drew:
Free?
Drugstore Owner:
Of course it's free. We love tourists here in Nilbog. Try some, boy, and have some of your friends drink some also.
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