Colossal - Confrontation Over Leaving a Bar
Gloria: [throws the bar keys towards Oscar]
Here! There are your keys; I'm not coming back to your shitty bar!
Oscar: [picking up the keys]
Yeah you are.
Gloria: [panting]
Oh yeah?
Oscar:
Yeah.
Gloria: [holding her stomach in pain]
Ow!
Oscar: [calmly]
You're gonna keep working at the bar, or I'm gonna come back here tomorrow, and destroy an entire neighborhood.
Gloria: [through her teeth, bringing her face close to Oscar's]
Then I'll come back and I'll kick your fucking ass!
Oscar: [still calm]
No you won't. I'm done being Mr. Nice Guy.
Oscar: [leans down, calm]
see you at work?
Oscar:
I'll see you at work.
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Colossal - Unexpected Identities in a Strange Encounter
Gloria:
Keep it cool. These people are looking at us.
Oscar: [looks at the women at the next table]
Hi. She's the monster; I'm the robot.
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Colossal - Unexpected Moments of Giant Monster Dance
Gloria:
I’m going to show you guys something.
Garth:
Gloria, you’ve got to see this, it’s dancing.” Referring to the giant monster dancing.
Gloria:
It’s dancing like…
Oscar:
Holy shit!
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Colossal - Confronting Reality After a Night of Regret
Oscar:
You don’t remember anything last night, huh?
Gloria:
I got really melodramatic, didn’t I?
Oscar:
You told me that you weren’t really on a vacation, that you’ve been looking for a job for a year, your boyfriend didn’t work out. And since you didn’t have any money you decided to move back here.
Gloria:
Is there anything else?
Oscar:
You don’t remember anything?
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Colossal - Nervous ticks and their impact on conversation
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What Happens in Vegas - Questioning the Nature of Planning
Mason:
Did you just make a plan to make a plan?
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We're the Millers - Miscommunication Among Friends
David Clark: [on the phone, to Brad]
Oh, hello, Brad. Where the fuck have you been? I left you like 5 messages, man!
Brad:
David! You’re alive! Cool! How did that happen?
David:
Why don’t you ask the real Pablo Chacon how it happened?
Brad:
I’m not gonna make excuses. It was kind of a dick move. A little bit.
David:
A dick move? A dick move!
Brad:
Little bit of a dick move.
David:
Okay, well, tell you what. I’m not driving another fuckin’ mile, all right? I want some goddamn hazard pay from your ass. Otherwise, I’m gonna turn around and get this smidge of pot back to Chacon, along with your fucking address. Do you understand me?
Brad:
It actually sounds like you’re threatening to double-cross me.
David:
Fucking right I am!
Brad:
And I’m kind of turned on right now. You make a good case for hazard pay. How much you want?
David:
How much? Oh, I don’t know, I’m thinking half a million dollars. How about that?
Brad:
Done.
David:
Fuckin’ right it’s done. Good.
Brad:
But I need it here by tonight or the deal is off.
David:
Okay. No problem. That’s fine with me.
Brad:
Where the hell are you anyway?
David:
We're at the Corrales Regional Medical Center in the middle of Buttfuck, New Mexico.
Brad:
Why?
David Clark:
Why? Why?! Because this goddamn Kenny kid got his fucking nuts bit by a giant-ass spider, that's why!
Brad:
That is amazing. Will you let me know if he develops any superpowers? Listen, man, giddyup, okay? Tick-tock.
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We're the Millers - Debt and Betrayal in a Changed Relationship
Brad:
So, where's my money, David?
David Clark:
Come on, man. We go back.
Brad:
Here's the thing: We do go back. But it's not college anymore, okay? We're not just selling lids out of my dorm room. And you owe me $43,000.
David Clark:
I told you, I got robbed, Brad. They took everything I had, man. This week's drop, 22 grand of my own money that I'd saved, I'm fucked.
Brad:
Listen, this is a fucked up situation, but I might have a win-win for both of us.
David Clark:
Great.
Brad:
I have a smidge of very choice mari-ju-ana down in Mexico and I need it here by Sunday night, but my regular courier is out on a count of the fact that he got gunned down. Anyway, that's where you come in. You could be my mule. I need someone I can trust. You go down to Mexico, bring it back here by Sunday night, not only will I forgive your debt, I will pay you a standard courier fee of $100,000.
David Clark:
You're gonna give me 100 grand to move a smidge across the border?
Brad:
Smidge and a half. It's nothing.
David Clark: [[Annie (1982 film)|Annie]
Dude, I got rolled by the fucking cast of ]. Now I come walking in here you're asking me to become an international drug dealer.
Brad:
This is easy money, David. Come on, all you gotta do is pop down to Mexico, go to this address and tell them you're there to pick up for Pablo Chacon.
David Clark:
Who the fuck is Pablo Chacon?
Brad:
I am. Yo soy Pablo Chacon. You don't get a lot of respect from the Mexicans when your name is Brad Gurdlinger, right?
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