Jason Wiles Quotes

Max I don't need to go to a campus bar to be reminded of my lack of success with a bunch of thrill seeking snotty college kids.

Skippy That's us; we're like celebrities to them.

Max No, we were celebrities. Now going back would be like doing Hollywood Squares. I'm too nostalgic, I'll admit it.

Skippy We graduated four months ago. What can you possibly be nostalgic for?

Max I'm nostalgic for conversations I had yesterday. I've begun reminiscing events before they even occur. I'm reminiscing this right now. I can't go to the bar because I've already looked back on it in my memory... and I didn't have a good time.

Skippy I begged you not to get off Prozac.