Memorable Quotes from Jay Brazeau
3 quotesCensorship and Misunderstanding in Literature
Mr. Marcus
The books have been classified as obscene and will not be allowed through the border. Now, if I can just get you to sign here.
Frances
Little Red Riding Hood is obscene?
Mr. Marcus
Well, we, we thought it was something else.
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Lawyer's Perspective on Subjective Opinions
Bobby Long
I'm a lawyer, what we think isn't supposed to matter.
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Supreme Court Ruling and Customs Debate
Frances
Seriously, Mr. Marcus, the Supreme Court has declared that anal sex is to gay male sex what Mozart is to classical music.
Mr. Marcus
Miss Turner, we are not here to discuss classical music. I myself am a huge Mozart fan, but…
Frances
Look, the fucking Supreme Court has declared this natural. It is not obscene.
Mr. Marcus
In case you haven't noticed this is not the Supreme Court. We're here in Customs and I have a job to do.
Frances
We're just following orders, are we? Asshole.
Mr. Marcus
From your perspective, that must be a compliment of Mozartian proportions.
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