JB Smoove Biography
Jerry Angelo Brooks, known professionally as J. B. Smoove, is an American comedian, actor, and writer. After beginning his career in 1995 on Def Comedy Jam, he was a writer and performer on NBC's Saturday Night Live. He is best known for his starring roles on HBO's Curb Your Enthusiasm and the CBS sitcom The Millers.
JB Smoove Movies
JB Smoove TV Shows
JB Smoove Quotes
Pootie Tang: The Art of Ass-Kicking
J.B.:
Pootie Tang will draw you a picture of how he's gonna kick your ass, then mail it to you ten days in advance. The picture gets there, right? You go, "What the hell is this?" Then Pootie Tang knocks on your door, promptly kicks your ass, and you still won't know what happened to you!
Trucky:
Got that right. He is a kick-ass artiste, know what I'm sayin'?. He like the da Vinci of ass-kickin'. What's that gonna be, right? Pootie Tang — the da Vinci of Ass-Kickin'!
J.B.:
Aw man, Pootie Tang whoop your ass so bad that you could write it off on your taxes, that's right. You got right here: ass-whoopin number one, ass-whoopin number two, this right here, you can't write that off. That's just gettin beat up.
Lacey:
You know, I'd like to also add that Pootie Tang can kick some ass too, boy.
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Rejuvenation and Misconceptions in Everyday Life
Trucky:
It was incredible! Only the third time a man had been mauled by a gorilla at that steel mill!
Biggie Shorty:
Just cause a girl like to dress fancy and stand on the street corner near some whores, you automatically think she's hookin'?
Trucky:
You can't hurt a ho with a belt... they like that shit.
Trucky:
He was rejuvenated. You hear that? Rejuvenated. He was juvenated before, lost it... and got juvenated again. Rejuvenated!
Dirty Dee:
Yeah! Hahahaha! Sepatown my ass!
Trucky:
Dirty Dee is still dirty because he's Dirty Dee, dammit!
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