Ronin - Questioning Capabilities in a Critical Moment
Vincent: [as Sam is preparing to perform surgery on himself]
Sure you can do this?
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Ronin - Lessons in Doubt and Memory
Sam:
Whenever there is any doubt, there is no doubt. That's the first thing they teach you.
Vincent:
Who taught you?
Sam:
I don't remember. That's the second thing they teach you.
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Ronin - Class Distinction in a Simple Exchange
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Ronin - Acceptance in Uncertainty: A Business Perspective
Vincent:
No questions. No answers. That's the business we're in. You accept it and move on. Maybe that's lesson number three...
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Ronin - Brotherhood Tested by Financial Obligations
Vincent:
Everyone's your brother until the rent comes due.
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The Pink Panther - A Humorous Exchange on Worth and Recognition
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Without you, I would be nothing!
Dreyfus:
Perhaps you still are.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Ha! Excellent verbal joust, inspector! We must do lunch sometime. Had it not been for you, who knows? Someone else might have won the Medal of Honor this year.
Dreyfus: [''Grumbling as Clouseau gets in the car''; ''Looks down'']
Yes, I know. Idiot. Oh no.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
What? What did you say?
Ponton:
Nothing.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
You mean, you didn't just say: Stop the car, dear God, I beg of you, stop the car?
Ponton:
No.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Hmm.
Chief Inspector Dreyfus:
CLOUSEAU!
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The Pink Panther - Investigating a Fatal Incident in Training Facility
Ponton:
He was just found dead in a training facility locker room. Shot in the head.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Was it fatal?
Ponton:
Yes.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
How fatal?
Ponton:
Um, completely.
Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
I want to speak to him now!
Ponton: [''looking confused'']
He's dead.
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The Pink Panther - Clouseau Questions Bizu About Yves Gluant
Clouseau:
You are the soccer player known as Bizu?!
Bizu:
Yes.
Clouseau:
You are acquainted with Yves Gluant?!
Bizu:
I'm glad he's pushing up daisies.
Clouseau:
e is not pushing up daisies. e is dead!
Bizu:
It's an idiom!
Clouseau:
You, sir, are the idiom. Now, unless you want to spend ze rest of your life in prison, you will answer ze next question: did you kill him?!
Bizu:
I would have loved to have killed him.
Clouseau:
Duh!
Bizu:
But, some lucky bastard beat me to it.
Clouseau: [Clouseau leaves, closing the door behind him, but immediately opens it again.]
You disgust me! I'll be right back. Cigarette?
Bizu:
No. Thanks.
Clouseau:
Good for you. Bizu, I know you didn't do it. Someone else did, and they are trying to set you up.
Bizu:
You'll help me?
Clouseau:
Of course I'll help you. Now, do you have any idea who could have done this terrible thing?
Bizu:
His partner in those stupid restaurants, Larocque.
Clouseau:
Raymond Larocque, the casino owner!
Bizu:
Gluant would steal money from the restaurants and use it to gamble. My guess is Larocque got fed up and had him killed.
Clouseau:
Bizu, I like you. I am going to help you. You and I are going to make a great team.
Inspector Clouseau:
Ze good-cop, bad-cop routine is working perfectly!
Ponton:
You know, usually, two different cops do that.
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The Pink Panther - Inspector Clouseau Introduces Himself to Vainqueur
Vainqueur:
You wanted to see me?
Clouseau:
You are Vainquer?
Vainqueur:
Yes. And who are you?
Clouseau:
I am Inspector Clouseau. Per'aps you ave eard of me.
Vainqueur:
No.
Clouseau: [notices Ponton taking notes]
Don't write that down!
Vainqueur:
What do you want?
Clouseau:
I am told that Bizu hated Gluant.
Vainqueur:
A lot of people hated Gluant.
Clouseau:
Did you?
Vainqueur:
I spent six years under his thumb, being verbally abused every day. Yes, I was not a fan of Yves Gluant.
Clouseau:
And now e is dead... and you have his job. How ironic.
Vainqueur:
Not every death is a tragedy.
Ponton:
And, what was the-
Clouseau: [''sniffs air''; The footsteps are shown to be those of Yuri, the team trainer]
Footsteps. Its a young woman. 30 to 35 years old. 5"2, 5"4. Brunette. And she is wearing high heels. Perhaps a bit too formal for the afternoon. She has on... Chanel number 5. .
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The Pink Panther - Detective Heritage and Qualifications Discussed
Clouseau:
And you are?
Ponton:
Gilbert Ponton. Detective, Second Class.
Clouseau:
And what qualifications do you have for police work?
Ponton:
My family has done police work in Paris for nine generations.
Clouseau:
And before zat?
Ponton:
We were policemen in the surrounding areas for two hundred years.
Clouseau:
And before zat?
Ponton:
Immigrants from various countries in Europe, all involved in police work.
Clouseau:
And before zat?
Ponton:
Farmers.
Clouseau:
Mm. So you are a little lamb who has come to Clouseau for to learn. Gilbert Ponton, I vow to teach you everything I know about police work. And together, we are going to catch a killer.
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