Memorable Quotes from Jean Stapleton
2 quotesInvention of Marriage Explained
Michael
You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank
Oh really?
Michael
Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told em, "Have a ceremony".
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Humorous Exchange About Angelic Anatomy
Huey Driscoll
Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael
Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank
Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan
An angel that says "pecker.
Pansy Milbank
Language.
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