Michael - Invention of Marriage Explained
Michael:
You know, I invented marriage
Pansy Milbank:
Oh really?
Michael:
Yep. All these people were milling around, trying to get together, everything was in chaos so I told em, "Have a ceremony".
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Michael - Humorous Exchange About Angelic Anatomy
Huey Driscoll:
Can I just pull on your wings to see how they're attached?
Michael:
Why don't you pull on your pecker to see how it's attached?
Pansy Milbank:
Hey. Language.
Frank Quinlan:
An angel that says "pecker.
Pansy Milbank:
Language.
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