Dirty Grandpa - Unexpected Drink Offer in a Comedic Exchange
Dick Kelly:
I'm gonna get some beers. What about you, twinkle toes? You want summa dat drank? Summa dat purple draaank? Summa dat purple ass motherfuckin pimp dick draaank?
Bradley:
Who... the fuck... are you?
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Dirty Grandpa - Misunderstanding at the Beach
Lenore:
Hi, Professor.
Dick Kelly:
Well, there's the prettiest little girl on the beach.
Lenore:
Thank you.
Dick Kelly:
I was actually talking to him.
Bradley:
Yup, immediately offensive. I'm going back to the hotel.
Dick Kelly:
Just try not to join the cast of Rent on the way back.
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