Surf 2 - Anatomy and Physiology in Surf Culture
Bob:
So what is he?
Beaker:
Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.
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Surf 2 - The Consequences of Being Cancelled
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Surf 2 - A Casual Introduction at the Beach
Bob: [noticing bikini babes]
Check it out!
Chuck:
Whoa! Wenches!
Bob:
Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
Bikini Babe:
Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Bob:
Are you clean?
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Surf 2 - Identification of Surfers in Distress
Chief Boyardie: [lifts up sheet revealing corpse]
This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. Well, there it is.
Bob:
What is it?
Chief Boyardie:
Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck:
What happened?
Chief Boyardie:
We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck:
How do you know?
Chief Boyardie:
There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner:
Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.
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Friday the 13th Part III - A Weekend Stay at Chris's Bedroom
Chris:
This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie: [Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving; Chris is still worried]
Great. Chris, where's the bed? Chris?
Chris: [shows the hammock to Debbie]
Oh, it's right here.
Debbie:
What's this?
Chris:
It's your bed.
Debbie:
A hammock?
Chris: [leaves the room]
You might like it.
Debbie:
Why not?
Andy: [comes into the room]
Where's the bed?
Debbie:
You're looking at it.
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Friday the 13th Part III - Self-Confidence and Friendship Dynamics
Andy:
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly:
Yeah.
Andy:
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly:
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
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Friday the 13th Part III - Hammock Challenges in Romantic Situations
Andy:
So, how do we do it?
Debbie:
Well, first, we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
Andy:
I know how to do it, but I mean... how do we do it... in a hammock?
Debbie:
I guess we can figure something out...
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Friday the 13th Part III - Journey to the Lake Delayed by Bathroom Breaks
Andy:
How much further to the lake?
Chris:
We would've been there already, if someone didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes!
Debbie:
That's what happens when you're pregnant.
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Friday the 13th Part III - A Debate on Intelligence and Acting
Andy:
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly:
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy:
Same thing.
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