Memorable Quotes from Jeffrey Rogers
9 quotesA Weekend Stay at Chris's Bedroom
Chris
This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie
Great. Chris, where's the bed? Chris?
[Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving; Chris is still worried]
Chris
Oh, it's right here.
[shows the hammock to Debbie]
Debbie
What's this?
Chris
It's your bed.
Debbie
A hammock?
Chris
You might like it.
[leaves the room]
Debbie
Why not?
Andy
Where's the bed?
[comes into the room]
Debbie
You're looking at it.
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Journey to the Lake Delayed by Bathroom Breaks
Andy
How much further to the lake?
Chris
We would've been there already, if someone didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes!
Debbie
That's what happens when you're pregnant.
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Hammock Challenges in Romantic Situations
Andy
So, how do we do it?
Debbie
Well, first, we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
Andy
I know how to do it, but I mean... how do we do it... in a hammock?
Debbie
I guess we can figure something out...
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Self-Confidence and Friendship Dynamics
Andy
Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly
Yeah.
Andy
So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly
Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
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A Debate on Intelligence and Acting
Andy
Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly
I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy
Same thing.
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Identification of Surfers in Distress
Chief Boyardie
This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. Well, there it is.
[lifts up sheet revealing corpse]
Bob
What is it?
Chief Boyardie
Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck
What happened?
Chief Boyardie
We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck
How do you know?
Chief Boyardie
There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner
Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.
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The Consequences of Being Cancelled
Chuck
Is he dead?
Bob
Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!
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A Casual Introduction at the Beach
Bob
Check it out!
[noticing bikini babes]
Chuck
Whoa! Wenches!
Bob
Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
Bikini Babe
Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Bob
Are you clean?
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Anatomy and Physiology in Surf Culture
Bob
So what is he?
Beaker
Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.
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