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Jeffrey Rogers Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jeffrey Rogers

9 quotes
A Weekend Stay at Chris's Bedroom
Chris This was my bedroom. It's yours for the weekend.
Debbie Great. Chris, where's the bed? Chris?
[Chris looks outside the window and sees that the door of the barn is moving; Chris is still worried]
Chris Oh, it's right here.
[shows the hammock to Debbie]
Debbie What's this?
Chris It's your bed.
Debbie A hammock?
Chris You might like it.
[leaves the room]
Debbie Why not?
Andy Where's the bed?
[comes into the room]
Debbie You're looking at it.
Journey to the Lake Delayed by Bathroom Breaks
Andy How much further to the lake?
Chris We would've been there already, if someone didn't have to go to the bathroom every five minutes!
Debbie That's what happens when you're pregnant.
Hammock Challenges in Romantic Situations
Andy So, how do we do it?
Debbie Well, first, we take our clothes off, then you get on top of me or I can get on top of you.
Andy I know how to do it, but I mean... how do we do it... in a hammock?
Debbie I guess we can figure something out...
Self-Confidence and Friendship Dynamics
Andy Look, Shelly, you're my roommate, and I like you... most of the time. But you gotta quit doing those things. Now I got you a date, didn't I? Didn't I?
Shelly Yeah.
Andy So don't embarrass me. Just relax. Be yourself.
Shelly Would you be yourself, if you looked like this?
A Debate on Intelligence and Acting
Andy Dammit, Shelly, why do you always have to be such an airhead?
Shelly I beg your pardon. I'm not an airhead. I'm an actor.
Andy Same thing.
Identification of Surfers in Distress
Chief Boyardie This won't be easy, but you boys know all the surfers in this area and I need identification. Well, there it is.
[lifts up sheet revealing corpse]
Bob What is it?
Chief Boyardie Surfers. Two, maybe three. What's left of them.
Chuck What happened?
Chief Boyardie We're not sure. One thing's certain, it wasn't suicide.
Chuck How do you know?
Chief Boyardie There's no motive. Besides, it's impossible to cut off your own arms and legs...and head.
Coroner Haven't seen a mess like this since the days of the early Cuisinarts.
The Consequences of Being Cancelled
Chuck Is he dead?
Bob Dead, man? This dude is worse than dead, he's been cancelled!
A Casual Introduction at the Beach
Bob Check it out!
[noticing bikini babes]
Chuck Whoa! Wenches!
Bob Hi, I'm Bob. Excuse me, but are you available for dating?
Bikini Babe Well, perhaps. What did you have in mind?
Bob Are you clean?
Anatomy and Physiology in Surf Culture
Bob So what is he?
Beaker Don't know. Anatomically, he seems as human as you and me. His physiology seems to be physically altered. No human I know could eat like that and still surf. None.