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Jeffrey Scaperrotta Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jeffrey Scaperrotta

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Fort Tilden
Casual Conversations Among Friends
Naomi Thanks you guys, we should walk over a bridge or something.
Man 1 You guys are so money.
Man 2 You know, what I loved was when it like the orchestra.
Allie Hey.
Naomi and Phoebe Hey, oh my god!
[''Allie and Harper walk up to them'']
Man 1 Oh!
Claire Was it too long?
Allie No, we have watched you guys tonight.
Phoebe Oh, my gosh, you guys.
Claire Cool, cool.
Phoebe Thank you so much for coming, we are so happy you are here.
Harper We could tell you spent a lot of time on it, it was so great.
Claire Thank you. We did. Harper, I love that I can invite you and then Allie's gonna come too.
Naomi Yeah. You guys are more-twin like than us.
Allie Aw, cute.
Harper And not true.
Naomi We would be enemies if we didn't have to be best friends.
Phoebe Oh, I love this girl but I would kill her.
Naomi Ah!
Phoebe So, Harper, what have you been working on?
Harper Oh my gosh, a lot of stuff going on right now. Kind of crazy, yeah.
Phoebe But you have to keep us posted on when your going to have your work shown...
Naomi Yeah.
Phoebe ...'cause I'm dying to see it.
Naomi Yeah, just go for it, girl.
Harper Just go for it". Thanks. And if you guys want any feedback on what you're working on you know, you could always, yeah.
Naomi That would be awesome.
Phoebe Thank you so much for coming! I'm so happy to see you. I love it!
[''A girl arrives'']
Girl Cut me loose from these invisible chains! Oh, my god!
Naomi Oh!
Phoebe Yay!
Harper Oh hey, let's go say hi to these guys first. They could be not terrible.
Allie I kinda just wanna go to bed.
Harper So go to bed.
Russ So, it's like, one, two, three, four, five, six.
[''Harper walk over'']
Harper It's almost September, can you believe it?
Russ Yeah, I know, we fucked up summer.
Harper Oh, we fucked up summer.
Allie We fucked it up, too.
Russ We haven't been to the beach at all. We're heading out to Fort Tilden tomorrow.
Harper Oh, that's so great. Fort Tilden is so awesome in that post-apocalyptic way.
Sam You can just drink there without anyone bothering you
Harper We're coming with you.
Russ Uh, yeah, I mean, yeah, if you can make it.
Sam Yeah, it's cool.
Russ Come check it out.
Allie I wish, I have to meet my placement officer tomorrow. Actually, I'm kind of dreading it. Ugh!
Russ Your what?
Allie I'm joining the ]
[[w:Peace Corps|Peace Corps]
Harper She's leaving ] to go to the worst place possible in the world.
[[w:Williamsburg, Brooklyn|Williamsburg]
Allie It's not the worst place in the world. It's just ]
[[w:Liberia|Liberia]
Russ Oh no, Liberia is the worst place in the world. They sell human flesh in the streets there, it's like a goddamned horror show.
Allie I don't think that's true.
Russ No, it's so true. I mean like, I have seen videos of it, you know... but that's not the point. The point is you should definitely come to the beach with us tomorrow cause, you know, you want one day of happiness before you spend the rest of your life just like, shitting up, like, malaria blood.
Allie Well, at least it's not like, waiting tables, right?
[''Laughs'']
Russ You wait tables?
Allie No, I don't and I did, and never again. But anyways, I am so excited to be getting out of New York, I am so done and I am so ready.
Russ I hear that, I mean, come on, this isn't the only place there is, I cannot wait to get out of here.
Allie Oh, my god, you and me, we're getting too big for this this city right.
Russ Right. Leave the bagels and the rats for these two suckers.
Harper Well, I am definitely going to the beach tomorrow. Plug in your number.
[''Hands her phone to Ash'']
Allie I guess I may as well be in touch too, like, just in case.
[''Hands out her phone'']
Russ Yeah, definitely, definitely.
Allie I mean, I could totally come, I could just reschedule. That wouldn't be so bad, right?
Russ Yeah, reschedule. Take the day off. Why not?
Harper You know what would make it even better? If I brought some ].
[[w:MDMA|molly]
Allie Oh...
Russ Wait. You can get molly?
Harper Yeah, I'm an artist.
Russ I'd actually... I'd be really into that.
Sam Yeah, sure, definitely.
Harper I feel like you guys have never done molly before. Have you never done molly before?
Russ Uh, no, never.
Sam I just... I like, we can never find when they do.
Harper Well, I've never met anyone who's done it, who hasn't loved it.
Allie It's very sensual. So you should be prepared for that.
Woman Hey! Excuse me! No! I can hear that shit from the second floor! Okay?!
Naomi Oh...
Woman Yeah. There's way too much noise going on right now. Oh... like WAY TOO MUCH noise. Yeah.
Naomi Okay, I'm sorry.
Woman Other people have lives, you know. I'm sorry. Yeah, like, I have a huge day tomorrow. I have to get ] in the morning and the I have an audition to be the crowd warmer for the ].
[[w:LASIK|LASIK; [w:The View|The View]
Naomi Oh, my God. I'm so sorry. So... thank you so much for letting us know.
Woman Yeah. You're welcome.
Naomi Yeah.
Woman This is not the night.
Naomi Thank you for telling us.
Woman Okay?
Naomi All right.
Woman This is not the night!
Naomi Okay. I'm so sorry.
Woman Thank you!
Naomi I love... I love your night gown.
Woman Okay, thanks.
Phoebe Oh!
Naomi Oh, my God. Thank you. Okay. I'm so sorry, you guys. Um... Let's head back downstairs to the apartment... so sorry... and maybe Naomi and I will do some...
Naomi and Phoebe Freestyling!
Naomi Oh, my God. Isn't it fun?
Leia Yeah.
Harper Do you guys live around here? You wanna share a cab?
Russ I mean, we're on the Upper West Side. Yeah.
Harper Oh, wow. Okay. Oh. Um, well, we'll see you tomorrow, then. Cool?
[''Shakes their hands with Allie'']
Allie Cool.
Russ Yeah. Definitely cool. Definitely, it's cool. Yeah. See you tomorrow. Okay.
Sam See you later. Get home safely.
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