What We Do in the Shadows - The Appeal of Virgin Blood
Deacon:
I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.
Vladislav:
I think of it like this. If you're going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Virginity and Conflicting Truths Among Friends
Vladislav: [to '''Nick''']
Are you a virgin?
Jackie: [interrupts'']
Yes.
Nick:
Umm, no.
Jackie: [to '''Nick''']
You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.
Nick:
Yeah, I was 12.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Vampires Debate the Importance of Clean Dishes
Vladislav:
The point is, Deacon, you have not done the dishes for 5 years!
Viago:
Vladislav is right, it's unacceptable to have so many bloody dishes all over this bench like there.
Vladislav:
I'm so embarrassed when people come over here.
Deacon:
Why does it matter? You bring them over, you kill them! Vampires don't do dishes!
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What We Do in the Shadows - Bidding in the Shadows of the Internet
Vladislav:
Just leave me to do my dark bidding on the Internet! I'm bidding on a table.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Vladislav's Enthusiastic Bat Encounter
Vladislav: ['''Nick''' and '''Deacon''' quarrel, '''Nick''' runs away by turning into a bat, '''Deacon''' chases after him by also turning into a bat]
Ooh! Bat Fight!
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What We Do in the Shadows - From Hatred to Appreciation Through Understanding
Vladislav: [about '''Stu''']
At first I wanted to kill him, but now I'm glad I spent time to get to know him.
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What We Do in the Shadows - Vampire Etiquette on Towel Use
Vladislav:
We're vampires. We don't put down towels.
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Men in Black 3 - Defiance in the Face of Arrest
Boris the Animal: [last words]
Go ahead. Arrest me.
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Men in Black 3 - Boris's Plan for Invasion and Revenge
Boris the Animal:
(To past self) With my help, we'll get the Arc Net, kill Agent K, the invasion will be successful and we'll get to keep both of our ar...AR...ARRR...STOP STARING AT IT!
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Men in Black 3 - Longing for a long-awaited moment
Boris the Animal:
(To K): Yes, my arm. (Speaking to his pet) We've thought about that moment...(looking up) everyday...for the last 40 years.
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Men in Black 3 - Rewriting History in Men in Black 3
Boris the Animal:
Let's rewrite history, shall we, K?
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Men in Black 3 - Regret Over Cake and Affection
Boris the Animal: [hanging on to Lily, preventing her from being sucked out into space; releases her]
Sorry, darling. We did love the cake.
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Men in Black 3 - A Declaration of Unconditional Connection
Boris the Animal: [after his weasel animal settles into the cavity in his hand]
You complete me.
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Men in Black 3 - Agreeing to Disagree
Boris the Animal:
Let's agree to disagree!
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Men in Black 3 - Introducing Boris the Animal
Boris the Animal: [repeated line, whenever someone calls him "Boris the Animal"]
It's just Boris!
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