Vampires Suck - Team Loyalty in a Vampire Love Triangle
Becca Crane: [from trailer]
Edward!
Team Edward:
Edward? Where?
Team Edward:
Edward, we love you. You're the best.
Team Jacob:
No, Jacob's the best!
Becca Crane:
So are we going to be uh, at the same school?
Jacob:
I go to school at the reservation.
Becca Crane:
Oh, it must be fun to gamble and drink all day.
Buffy the Vampire Slayer:
I was trying to help you, bitch!
Edward Sullen:
Hearing you breathe is the greatest gift I've ever received.
Alice:
Where did you go, silly rabbit?
Edward Sullen: [aiming gun]
I'm a killer.
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Vampires Suck - Unexpected Threats and Humorous Reactions
Becca Crane: [from trailer]
Jacob, run!
Becca Crane: [disbelievingly]
A chihuahua?
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