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Jennifer Lopez

Jennifer Lopez Quotes

Actor
Office Romance - What Can’t She Do Clip
Office Romance - Talking to Your Crush Is an Olympic Sport Clip
Office Romance - Tip for Meeting The Boss Clip
Kiss of the Spider Woman - Jennifer Lopez

Memorable Quotes from Jennifer Lopez

10 quotes
Uncertainty in Connection and Farewell
Karen Sisco What were you going to do with me?
Jack Foley I hadn't really worked that part out yet. All I knew is that I liked you, and that I didn't wanna...leave you there on the side of the road and never see you again.
Karen Sisco Then you waved to me in that elevator.
Jack Foley Yeah, I wasn't sure if you caught that.
Karen Sisco I couldn't believe it.
Jack Foley By that time I had been...thinking about you a lot...and just wondering what it would be like if we met, if we could take a time-out.
Karen Sisco I was thinking the same thing. I kept thinking, "What if we took a time-out?
Jack Foley If we... just spent some time together.
What If They Met Differently?
Jack Foley You sure are easy to talk to. I was thinkin', if we met under different circumstances...if you were in a bar and I came up and we started talkin'...I wonder what would happen.
Karen Sisco Nothing.
Jack Foley If you didn't know who I was.
Karen Sisco You'd probably tell me.
Jack Foley Just saying if we met under different circumstances...
Karen Sisco You have got to be kidding.
A Complicated Plan for an Unexpected Encounter
Marshall Sisco Are you gonna go get him?
Karen Sisco It's possible, why?
Marshall Sisco Well, I was thinking, you could have a nice time with him on the ride down - like picking up where your interlude or whatever you call it left off - and then you could throw him in the shit house!
Confrontation Over a Romantic Interest
Grace Santiago Hey! Hey! That's my man! Get your hands off my man! Are you bitches crazy? You wanna get hurt, that's what it is!
[staggers towards platform women; pretending to be drunk; pulls her sleeves and clenches her fists as she runs towards them]
Woman on Platform We're sorry, we didn't know it was your man!
Grace Santiago Get the hell outta here! Yeah, you better run!
[tries to attack them]
Woman on Platform It's your fault! You started it!
[to her friend as they leave the station]
Woman on Platform Me? I didn't start anything!
Grace Santiago I turn my back for one minute and you're doggin me?
[to John]
John They were huuge!!
Charlie Oh, she's beautiful.
[back at the booth]
Grace Santiago Now, you wait right there, all right. You wait right there, and don't you let me see you talkin to -
[positioning John on the poles]
Grace Santiago You nasty. What you lookin at? I could kick your ass, too. Shit.
[gives a male passerby a dirty look]
Invitation to Dance
Paulina Shall we dance, Mr. Clark?
Identity and Perception in Relationships
Karen Sisco So tell me, Gary, what do you do for a living?
[at the hotel bar]
Jack Foley How far do you want to go with this?
Karen Sisco Not yet. Don't say anything yet.
Jack Foley I don't think it works if we're somebody else. I mean, Gary and Celeste, what do they know about anything?
Karen Sisco Well, this is your game, I've never played before.
Jack Foley It's not a game. It's not something you play.
Karen Sisco Well, does this make any sense to you?
Jack Foley It doesn't have to. It's something that happens. It's like seeing someone for the first time... like you could be passing on the street, and you look at each other and for a few seconds... there's this kind of a recognition... like you both know something. The next moment, the person's gone, and it's too late to do anything about it. And you always remember it, because it was there, and you let it go, and you think to yourself, "What if I had stopped? If I had said something?
Jack Foley What if, what if?" And it may only happen a few times in your life.
Jack Foley Or once.
Karen Sisco Or once. How'd you find me?
[pause]
Jack Foley Uh...Called your room from downstairs.
Karen Sisco Oh. And if I had answered, what were you gonna say?
Jack Foley I would say who I was, and do you remember me, and want to meet for a drink?
Karen Sisco If I remembered you. I came here looking for you. All right, so then I would have said yes, but for all you know, I could have had a SWAT team waiting for you... why would you trust me?
Jack Foley It'd be worth the risk.
Karen Sisco You like taking risks.
Jack Foley So do you.
Unexpected Motives in Romantic Encounters
Jack Foley There's something I want you to know. I wasn't just looking for a fuck, if that's what you're thinking.
Karen Sisco Or, I was...
Jack Foley Why are you mad?
Karen Sisco I was looking for some kinky thrill...you know, score with the bank robber. The way some women go for rough trade...
Jack Foley All right. Now I can say that I fucked a U.S. Marshal. Do you think I will?
Karen Sisco I don't know.
Jack Foley Mm-hmm. Come here. I know a guy...walks into a bank with a bottle, tells everybody it's nitroglycerin. He scores some cash off of the teller. On his way out, he drops the bottle. It cracks on the floor. He slips in it. He smacks up his head. They get him. The nitroglycerin was canola oil. I know more fucked-up bank robbers than ones that know what they're doing. I doubt one in ten could tell you where the dye pack is. Most bank robbers are fucking morons. For you to go to bed with one for kinky thrills, like you were saying, makes you as dumb as they are. Now, you are not dumb. Why would you think that? Why would you think that I would think that?
Karen Sisco You're not dumb.
Jack Foley Well, I don't know about that. I mean, you can't do three falls and think you have much of a brain.
A Quirky Conversation About Turkey Time
Ricki It’s turkey time.
Ricki Gobble, gobble.
Tension Between Choices and Consequences
Karen Sisco You think I'll shoot you?
Jack Foley If you don't someone else will.
Karen Sisco Put the gun down.
Jack Foley I'm not going back.
Karen Sisco Jack please don't make me do this. Put the gun down.
Jack Foley No more timeouts.
Debate on Mateo's Fate and Value
Denise Kalberg No, Mateo's probably just lost.
Warren Westridge Oh, WAKE UP!
Paul Serone Imagine, something this big captured alive. That's worth a lot of money, Gary.
Terri Flores Jesus...
Paul Serone Please people. Don't make me out a monster. I didn't eat the captain Mateo.