Jennifer Love HewittQuotes

Reminiscing Guy: Hey Amanda.

Amanda Beckett: Hey.

Reminiscing Guy: Remember that time you danced with me at the sock hop?

Amanda Beckett: Yeah.

Reminiscing Guy: I never told you, but I had the hugest boner. And I was just wondering if maybe we could get together and work things out.

Karla Wilson: WHERE ARE THE BOATS?! THERE WERE BOATS HERE!

Tyrell: They were cut loose!

Will Benson: Julie, you mind telling us what the fuck is going on here?

Julie James: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! HE'S GONNA KILL US ONE BY ONE!

Tyrell: WHO?!

Julie James: BEN WILLIS!

Tyrell: [annoyed] OH, FUCK!

Karla Wilson: Julie, stop that shit, okay? Ben Willis is dead! You killed him, remember?!

Julie James: They never found the body! Two summers ago, we lied to the authorities. We hit Ben Willis with our car and then we threw his body in the water to cover it up. Only, he didn't die. He killed Barry and Helen last July 4th. And I swear to God, I thought Ray and I killed him, but we didn't.

Tyrell: Fuck outta here!

Julie James: NO! YOU LISTEN TO ME, HE'S BACK TO FINISH IT OFF!

Tyrell: Julie, we're in the middle of nowhere! Now there's dead bodies piling up all over the place and as far as I can see, there's only one guy missing!

Will Benson: The porter! The porter, what's his name?

Tyrell: ESTES! That's exactly who it is! I'M TELLING YOU THAT FUCKER KNOWS SOMETHING. NOW WE CAN SIT HERE LIKE ASSHOLES AND WAIT FOR HIM TO PICK US OFF OR WE CAN GO FIND HIM FIRST.

Julie James: IT'S NOT HIM!

Tyrell: [Tyrell backs away as he grabs a crowbar while Will backs away as well] FUCK THAT! We gotta do something!

Will: I'm with him!

Tyrell: Come on!

Karla Wilson: Julie, I can't believe you, man. How can you not tell me the whole story! I'm your best friend!

Julie James: I just wanted it to be over, I didn't want to involve anyone else.

Karla Wilson: [upset] Well, it's too late for that now.

Tyrell: COME ON, LET'S GO!

Julie James: [''after shooting Ben Willis''; ''shoots him again''; ''shoots him again''] Just... fucking... DIE!

Julie James: [''Karla has just shown her a sun bed''] Great, cancer in a box.

Julie James: [Ben Willis has arrived at the island where Julie and her friends are vacationing] 2 summers ago, we lied to the authorities. We hit Ben Willis with our car, and then we threw his body in the water to cover it up. Only, he didn't die. He killed Barry and Helen last July 4th, and I swear to God, I thought Ray and I killed him, but we didn't.

Julie James: Bless me father, for I have sinned. It's been a year since my last confession. I've never told anyone about this. Not my mom, not the police, or not even my friends, except for the ones who were there, well, they're not around anymore. You see I, I killed a man, but it was an accident.

Garfield: [as Happy finds himself surrounded by the dogs, cats and rats; Happy glances around nervously as the animals close in on him] Alright, here's the drill. Cats, scratch like you've never scratched before. Dogs, bite, but don't chew. And rats, see if you can get that pretty necklace around his neck. Canines, felines, and vermines, it's showtime!

Dog: Alright, boys. Dog pile! Hit him low! Hit him high! Hit him in the legs!

Happy: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow!

Garfield: [The animals leave] Thanks, boys. The home team will take it from here. Better split before Animal Control gets here.

Dog #1: Hey, Garfield, take it easy.

Dog #2: See you later, Garfield.

Dog #3: Yo, Garfield, good luck.

Garfield: Odie, would you mind sharing the remote with me, please? Every dog has his day, Happy.

Happy: Nice kitty.

Garfield: [shocks Happy with the shock collar; Odie shocks Happy with the shock collar again] Let's see what's on the news. Let me tell you something, Happy. To you, Odie might be just a dumb, stupid, smelly dog, but to me, he's all that and much more. He's my friend. Odie, try something else. Maybe there's a game on. Strong finish, little buddy.

Jon: [as he and Liz arrive in the storage room after Garfield and Odie shock Happy with the shock collar] Odie? Garfield?

Liz: Odie?

Jon: Odie? Odie?

Happy: [stands up and faces them; now dazed] Be happy.

Jon: [punches Happy in the face, startling Liz as she watches] This is for stealing my dog and my cat.

Garfield: He didn't steal me, I was doing the rescue work.

Jon: [hugs Garfield while Liz hugs Odie] Garfield! Odie! Oh, I missed you guys so much! I'm never gonna let you outta my sight again. Never. You guys are my best friends.

Garfield: You had me at hello.

Walter J. Chapman: This is Walter J. Chapman with breaking news from the Midwest. Abby Shields reporting. What did you got for me, Abby?

Abby Shields: The details are sketchy, but it appears that a deranged man may be the cause of all of the trouble here.

Nermal: A deranged man? What's this?

Abby Shields: In fact, police are bringing the suspect out as we speak.

Walter J. Chapman: [makes a "Cut" gesture] Aah! Good grief. It's my idiot brother.

Nermal: [[Inside Out 2|He's going for a ride in a police car.] Hey! It's Happy Chapman. ]

Abby Shields: But sources tell me that this incident, somehow, involved a dog, and a very, heroic cat.

Arlene: Garfield?

Nermal: Hey, he saved Odie! Now he's a hero!

Arlene: Oh, I didn't realize.

Nermal: Garfield is on TV! He's a hero!

Ray Bronson: That's a warm welcome.

Julie James: I thought someone was coming to murder me. This is worse.

Ray Bronson: [Walks in] Well, believe it or not, I was worried about you. May I come in? I know we're not exactly friends. With everything that's been going on, it just felt sort of wrong not to come in and check on you.

Julie James: What is this really about, Ray? Cause I'm not buying the whole "I'm worried about you" nice guy act.

Ray Bronson: [sighs] Fuck it. Look, what the hell were you thinking giving advice like that to Ava?

Julie James: And there it is.

Ray Bronson: What...you told her she should track down the killer, and then what? Kill him? Have you lost your fucking mind?

Julie James: She asked for my help, and I told her what I thought she should do.

Ray Bronson: Oh, right. Yeah, just give her advice from the comfort of your own home, then send her back to Southport on a suicide mission.

Julie James: Unlike you, I haven't completely repressed everything that happened to us.

Ray Bronson: [Sighs] Hey, I deal with that every day, just like you. But to project that shit onto them, it isn't right. Look, one of her friends that's involved works at my bar. She's a good kid.

Julie James: She clearly did something bad.

Ray Bronson: You know more than anyone, that sometimes, you can just get mixed up with the wrong people.

Julie James: [Both of their phones start ringing, and the two of them respectively answer them] Yeah. I do know that. Ava?

Ray Bronson: What's up, Stevie?

Ray Bronson: [walks past Ava] Happy 4th of July, Julie. Thought you were never coming back to Southport. So, how'd you figure it out?

Julie James: That kid Stevie asked for your help, didn't she?

Ray Bronson: They fucked her whole life up, those friends of hers. She wanted revenge, and I knew how to help her get that. Nothing holds people accountable like a good old-fashioned murder spree.

Julie James: So you used what happened to us as a playbook?

Ray Bronson: They tried to erase everything about this place. They tried to erase us! They walk around here pretending that what happened to us never even happened! I had to make people remember. So here we are. It's 1997 all over again. Isn't that nostalgic?

Julie James: Nostalgia's overrated. Who cares if they tried to erase us, Ray? You have to let it go.

Ray Bronson: [refusing to listen] You know what? I think I'll say it was you who killed everyone. See, at first, I thought it was a problem, you getting involved. But now, I realize you're the perfect fall girl. Crazy-ass Julie James, who couldn't quite move on, recreates her past, only this time, she's in control.

Julie James: [tauntingly] What are you waiting for? Hm?

Ray Bronson: This is gonna hurt, sweetheart.

Julie James: [shouting] What are you waiting for?!

Ava Brucks: Gotcha.

Julie James: What are you waiting for?

Julie James: We are not going to die.

Julie James: Whoever is doing this, it's personal to them.

Julie James: You can't run, you can't hide. Get them before they get you.

Julie James: I have one question for you: Do you know what you did last summer?

Jon: [shows her the ring] Liz, will you marry me?

Liz: Yes.

Garfield: You know, a dog's mouth is cleaner than a human's.

Dargis: Hello. Welcome to Carlyle Castle, my dear.

Liz: Thank you. It's--it's beautiful.

Dargis: [refers to her dress] Well, that makes two of you. Did I mention how much I abhor fox hunting, unless, of course, in self-defense.

Liz: Bye.

Dargis: If I may... Uh, one question, uh...?

Liz: Liz.

Dargis: [offers her a drink] Ah, the same as our own dear queen. Cordial? One question, Liz?

Garfield: Liz?

Dargis: What would you say if I were to donate one of my priceless oil paintings to your conservancy?

Liz: Um... Thank you?

Dargis: Mm! But how would you say it?

Garfield: That royal sleaze is hitting on Liz.

Dargis: Perhaps you would consider dining with me at the castle tonight?