Memorable Quotes from Jenny McCarthy
2 quotesFriendship and Humor in a Conflicted Situation
Lori
What are you girls doing?
[walks in]
Carrie
Destroying a man.
Lori
Who do I make my check out to?
[walks out]
Beth
Your mom is SO HOT!
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Magnetic Waves and Silicone Molecules Confusion
Becca
You know what else I heard? Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules. (looks down at breasts) Aah! Oh, my God, turn it off!
Kate
It's not working!
Becca
It's backwards!
Kate
What do we do?
Becca
I don't know! Aaahhhh!
Kate
That was kind of scary.
Becca
I know something even scarier.
Kate
Ooh, what?
Becca
Have you heard about this videotape?
Kate
The one where they do it on the boat and then in the car and then in the bathtub? And he's like, "Hey, baby, I love you" and she's like, "Where are we?" And did you see the size-
Becca
No. Not that tape. The one with all the scary images, and after you watch the tape, the phone rings and this really scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in like-
Kate
Six Seven days! Yeah, I saw that one with Josh last weekend!
Becca
You were with Josh last weekend? Oh, my God! (hits Kate with pillow)
Kate
Oh, yes I was! (hits Becca with chair)
Becca
You ho! (smashes glass vase on Kate's head)
Kate
You know it! (whacks Becca with closed laptop)
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