Jenny Robertson Quotes

Annie Millie, you've got to stay out of the clubhouse. It'll just get everybody in trouble.

Millie I got lured.

Annie You did not get "lured". Women never get lured. They're too strong and powerful for that. Now say it - "I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions".

Millie I didn't get lured and I will take responsibility for my actions.

Annie That's better.

Skip Jesus, Ebby, this is your professional debut tonight! A million guys would give their left nut to be in your shoes, and you're leaving your fastball in the locker room in some piece of ass!

Millie Skip, it's me! I'm not some quote, "piece of ass", unquote.

Skip Ah, Millie, sorry, didn't recognize you. And, don't take this personally, Millie, but if I catch you in here again, I'm banning you from the ballpark.

Millie You can't ban me from the ballpark, cause my daddy donated that scoreboard, and if you ban me, he just might take that scoreboard away.

Skip Well, what do we need a scoreboard for? We haven't scored any runs all year.

Millie What's it say?

Annie It says he's not bending his back enough on his follow-through. Donny? Baby, take this to Ebby Calvin. Right, honey, let's get down to it. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh?

Millie Well, he fucks like he pitches: Sorta all over the place.