In Bruges - Choosing the Right Weapon in Bruges
Harry: [''To Eirik, with his eyepatch'']
Aye-aye!
Yuri: [''Referring to selection of firearms laid out on table'']
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
Harry:
An UZI? Ha, I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot twenty black ten-year olds in a fucking drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Yuri:
I knew he wouldn't kill the guy. I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
Harry:
...about the what?
Yuri: [[w:Expanding bullet|dumdums]
The alcoves - the alcoves in the Koningin Astridpark. Oh, I also have some ]. You use this word, "dumdums"? The bullets that make the head explode?
Harry:
Dumdums", yeah.
Yuri:
Would you like some of these dumdums?
Harry:
Well, I know I shouldn't, err... But I will.
Eirik:
Motherfucker.
Harry:
Is he talking to me?
Yuri:
No, Eirik's on your side, Mr. Waters. Your young friend blinded him last night.
Harry:
Ray did?
Eirik:
I was trying to rob him. And he took my gun from me. And the gun was full of blanks. And he shot a blank into my eye. And now I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
Harry:
Well, to be honest, it sounds like it was all your fault.
Eirik:
What!
Harry:
I mean, basically, if you're robbing a man and you're only carrying blanks, and you allow your gun to be taken off you, and you allow yourself to be shot in the eye with a blank which I assume that the person has to get quite close to you then, yeah, really, it's all your fault for being such a poof. So why don't you stop whinging and cheer the fuck up.
Yuri:
Eirik! I really wouldn't respond.
Eirik:
I thought you wanted the guy dead?
Harry:
I do want the guy dead, I want him fucking crucified. But it don't change the fact that he stitched you up like a blind little gay boy, does it? Thanks for the gun, Yuri.
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