Kicking & Screaming - Soccer Lessons and Household Rules
Phil Weston: [passing out DVDs; [Shrek 2|for 5 minutes; he shows them this new kick; nearly wrecking the fireplace]
Got you a gift. Soccer Dan instructional DVD. We're gonna keep learning as we go. This is where we're really gonna hone our skills. This will take us to the next level. Study it. Watch it. I only watched it ], I already learned this, it's called "Up and Over". You can learn things like, maybe back over here! Fakes left, fakes right, he shoots!
Barbara Weston: [Phil hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery]
What is going on in there? Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house.
Phil Weston:
You did, you said it a lot.
Barbara Weston:
Who did that?
Phil Weston: [pointing to Mark]
He did.
The Tigers:
HE DID!
Phil Weston:
What? Nut'uh!
Hunter: [the kids start attacking Phil]
Kill Phil!
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