Memorable Quotes from Jeremy Bergman
1 quoteSoccer Lessons and Household Rules
Phil Weston
Got you a gift. Soccer Dan instructional DVD. We're gonna keep learning as we go. This is where we're really gonna hone our skills. This will take us to the next level. Study it. Watch it. I only watched it ], I already learned this, it's called "Up and Over". You can learn things like, maybe back over here! Fakes left, fakes right, he shoots!
[passing out DVDs; [Shrek 2|for 5 minutes; he shows them this new kick; nearly wrecking the fireplace]
Barbara Weston
What is going on in there? Guys, I said no playing soccer in the house.
[Phil hears Barbara coming and passes the ball to Mark Avery]
Phil Weston
You did, you said it a lot.
Barbara Weston
Who did that?
Phil Weston
He did.
[pointing to Mark]
The Tigers
HE DID!
Phil Weston
What? Nut'uh!
Hunter
Kill Phil!
[the kids start attacking Phil]
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