Shock Treatment - Introducing a Beloved Character on Stage
Ralph Hapschatt:
Well, Janet's absolutely speechless, Ladies and Gentlemen. But that's all right. Because we don't need her to talk...But here's someone we do want to hear from...a firm favorite of yours and mine. You've revelled in his recipes. You've marvelled at his marriage guidance. Yes, the all-knowing, and now all-seeing... Bert Schnick!!
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Shock Treatment - Ralph Hapschatt Motivates the Crew to Perform
Ralph Hapschatt:
Yeah! Well, I just got word Farley's expecting her any minute. You Guys!! Get yer asses in front of those cameras, warm up that crowd and earn yourselves a reputation. Okay? Move!!!
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Shock Treatment - The Beginning of Janet's Next Move
Ralph Hapschatt:
No! I don't know what Janet's next move will be...but you can be sure of one thing...it all starts here!
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Shock Treatment - Ralph's Willingness to Help Janet
Ralph Hapschatt:
I wouldn't mind doing Janet one or two favors.
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Shock Treatment - Announcement of the President's Presence
Ralph Hapschatt:
Ladies and gentlemen... the president.
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Shock Treatment - Celebrating Janet's Fame and Recognition
Ralph Hapschatt:
And here she is! Denton's own, America's pride, Janet, the sensation of the planet.
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Shock Treatment - Beginning of a New Career Opportunity
Ralph Hapschatt: [singing]
This could be the start of a whole new career here.
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