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Jeremy Ratchford Quotes

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Memorable Quotes from Jeremy Ratchford

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Confrontation Over Geese Ownership Rights
Amy Alden Excuse me, sir, please leave him alone.
Glen Seifert Your name's Amy, isn't it? Well, Amy, these geese belong to the Crown.
Amy Alden What crown?
Glen Seifert That's the Queen of England.
Thomas Alden Pinioning?
Susan Barnes I have no idea.
Glen Seifert She made rules for us to follow. It's for the good of the goose, it's for the good of the people. Now what you do is you take the wing and you just shave a bit off the cuticle here--
[prepares to cut the tip off Igor's wing with a fingernail clipper]
Amy Alden WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!
[utterly enraged; shoots up from her chair and hits Seifert on the head repeatedly with a bowl of popcorn]
Thomas Alden What the hell are you doing?!
[indignantly grabs Seifert and hauls him to the door; Susan grabs Igor from Seifert's hand while Amy takes the flock in the bathroom]
Susan Barnes Watch out!
Glen Seifert Jeez! What are you doing?!
Thomas Alden What the hell do you think you're doing, huh?!
[throws Seifert down the stairs]
Glen Seifert What is wrong with you? I'm trying to help! What happens when your birds start to fly? What happens in two months when they start to migrate? They're gonna end up zapped in power lines or dead on the highway, except--
Thomas Alden GET OFF MY LAND!!
[shoves Seifert by force]
Glen Seifert LISTEN TO ME!! Your birds could be carrying parasites and disease! If they infect while they want--
Thomas Alden STAY OFF OF MY PLACE!!!
Glen Seifert Your birds are gonna get clipped, no matter what! If your birds fly, I'm gonna have to confiscate them!