Memorable Quotes from Jeremy Roberts
3 quotesConsequences of a Mistaken Impression
Jerry
Oh, Ok, I was under the impression, with Margolese getting out of jail and all, that the last job, was my last job.
Bernie Nayman
You fucked up that job.
Bobby Victory
You fucked up that job, Jerry.
Bernie Nayman
Yeah, this job, will be your last job.
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Recurring Issues in Financial Accountability
Bernie Nayman
It burns my ass to write you a check every week. That's an issue.
Jerry
I can explain what happened.
Bernie Nayman
You say to people "I can explain what happened" when it's a once in a while, blue moon thing.
Bobby Victory
It's every time with you, Jerry.
Bernie Nayman
It's every fucking time.
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Pride in an Unlikely Racecar
Beeman
I wouldn't insult him if I was you. He's sensitive.
Crazy Dave
He's a car.
Beeman
Yeah, I know. It's just that he's proud. That's all I'm saying. The shed I got him out of was just full of these old trophies. I think he used to be a racecar.
Crazy Dave
A racecar? Yeah. You know, I bet it took first place in the Ugly-anapolis 500.
[chuckles]
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