Memorable Quotes from Jerold Wells
3 quotesEmbracing the Thrill of Evil
Evil
Oh, Benson! I feel the power of evil coursing through my veins, filling every corner of my being with the desire to do wrong! I feel so bad, Benson!
Benson
Good! Good!
Evil
Yes, it is good, for this is the worst kind of badness that I'm feeling!
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A Moment of Unusual Goodness
Evil
Suddenly, I feel very, very good.
Robert
Oh, I'm sorry, Master.
Evil
No, it'll pass, it'll pass.
Benson
Shall I bring them in, Master?
Evil
Yes, Benson. Bring them into the Time of Legends!
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The Perils of Ignorance and Flattery
Evil
Oh, Benson... Dear Benson, you are so mercifully free of the ravages of intelligence.
Benson
Oh, you say such nice things, Master.
Evil
Yes I know, I'm sorry!
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