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Jerry Houser Quotes

Actor

Memorable Quotes from Jerry Houser

16 quotes
Summer of '42
Desire and Innocence in Youthful Exploration
Oscy Boy, I'd like to feel every one of those girls! You know, I should've tripped on em. They'd never know I was getting a feel.
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Summer of '42
The Reality of Pictures Explained
Oscy Now listen! Before I saw these pictures, I didn't think it was possible, either. But these are pictures, Benjie, pictures! These aren't drawings! I've seen those drawings! These are pictures!
[the three boys are gawking at a medical journal about sex]
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Summer of '42
A Promise of Tomorrow's Gratitude
Oscy Listen, tomorrow morning you'll thank me. So, tonight, I'll bring the marshmallows and you bring a rubber.
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Summer of '42
The Simplicity of Foreplay Explained
Oscy Foreplay! It's called foreplay! Everyone takes off their clothes and they play foreplay. Then he does this. And she does this. And he does this! And before you know it, they're screwin'! Now, what could be simpler than that!
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Summer of '42
Playful Banter About Attraction
Oscy Hey, catch the boobs on Miriam.
Hermie You catch em.
Oscy If she throws them, I'll catch em. I'll be ready. If those boobs come to me, I'll be there to catch em.
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Summer of '42
Questioning Sexual Identity in Adolescence
Oscy Hermie, I'm beginning to think that maybe you're a homo!
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Summer of '42
Life's Challenges Can Be Overwhelming
Oscy Sometimes life is one big pain in the ass.
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Summer of '42
Friendship and Sharing Boundaries
Oscy Not even the BEST of friends go halfsies on a rubber.
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Summer of '42
Disagreement Over a Book Among Friends
Oscy Go away, Benjie.
Benjie It's my book.
Hermie Let him look.
Oscy There! They're doin it!
Benjie I don't believe it.
Oscy Well, you better believe it! Cause one day your turn's gonna come and you better know what to do.
Benjie I don't believe it. My mother and father never did that! Never!
Oscy Why not?
Benjie Because it's stupid!
Hermie No, I hate to break the news to you, Benjie, but that's the way it's done.
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Summer of '42
Eager Anticipation Before the Lights Go Out
Oscy I'm all excited! I'm going to squeeze the crap out of Miriam, as soon as the lights go out!
Hermie You're really something! You can't even wait until after the cartoon is over.
Oscy I can't wait! I can't wait!
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Summer of '42
A Conversation About Protection and Possessions
Oscy You use protection. You use a rubber! Haven't you ever heard of a rubber?
Hermie Yeah, of course, I have.
Oscy Alright! So, that's what you use. I already have mine. When my brother went into service, he willed it to me. I've been carrying it around with me ever since. It's my lucky charm.
Hermie Well, how much do you want for it?
Oscy Hey, it's from my brother! It's a family heirloom. You have to get your own. Go to the drug store.
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Summer of '42
A Sweet Exchange Between Friends
Oscy Aw, come on, an older woman like that, what's a little feel to her. Come on, did she let you have a feel to her?
Hermie She gave me some donuts.
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Summer of '42
Navigating Young Love and Inexperience
Hermie I'm not interested in Aggie!
Oscy You're not ready for the older lady. I have to sharpen you up on someone else. Aggie's all I got.
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Summer of '42
A Conversation About Being Crazy
Hermie You know Oscy, you're really crazy!
Oscy Ya! Crazy! Mad! Wow!
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Summer of '42
A Moment of Adolescent Discovery
Oscy How'd you make out?
Hermie Pretty good.
Oscy What'd you do?
Hermie I held her breasts.
Oscy You didn't!
Hermie For almost 11 minutes.
Oscy Fantastic!
Hermie Eleven full minutes!
Oscy You timed it!
Hermie Yeah. The longest I ever got was 8 minutes with Lila Harrison.
Oscy So, you broke your record!
Hermie By 3 minutes!
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Summer of '42
Maturity and Misunderstandings Among Friends
Oscy Boy, I'm tellin you, I'd like to give her a feel.
Hermie I thought you were mature, Oscy.
Oscy Its very mature to feel girls. My brother does it all the time.
Hermie Then, how come he's a dentist?
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