Memorable Quotes from Jerry Stiller
2 quotesAnnouncement of Camp Hope Ownership Change
Alice Bushkin
Harvey and I are saddened and dismayed to announce that we are no longer the owners of Camp Hope.
Harvey Bushkin
Sometimes, in life, things don't work out the way you planned, and in those situations, sometimes you file chapter 9 bankruptcy. We worked our whole life, and what do we have to show? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
[''struggling to get his voice''; ''sobs'']
Alice Bushkin
Harvey, please stop. Okay, kids, out with the old, and in with the new. Now, your new owner is gonna introduce himself in a minute. But, you know what I would like? Please, could you give us just one more Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?
[''to the crowd''; ''sobbing and gasps can be heard in audience'']
Crowd
Hiya.
[''in a somber tone'']
Alice Bushkin
God bless all of you.
Harvey Bushkin
One word of advice, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!
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Misunderstood Threats in the Bronx
Lt. Rico Patrone
We had a bomb scare in the Bronx yesterday, but it turned out to be a cantaloupe.
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