Heavyweights - Announcement of Camp Hope Ownership Change
Alice Bushkin:
Harvey and I are saddened and dismayed to announce that we are no longer the owners of Camp Hope.
Harvey Bushkin: [''struggling to get his voice''; ''sobs'']
Sometimes, in life, things don't work out the way you planned, and in those situations, sometimes you file chapter 9 bankruptcy. We worked our whole life, and what do we have to show? Nothing! Nothing! Nothing!
Alice Bushkin: [''to the crowd''; ''sobbing and gasps can be heard in audience'']
Harvey, please stop. Okay, kids, out with the old, and in with the new. Now, your new owner is gonna introduce himself in a minute. But, you know what I would like? Please, could you give us just one more Camp Hope "Hi, hi, hiya"?
Crowd: [''in a somber tone'']
Hiya.
Alice Bushkin:
God bless all of you.
Harvey Bushkin:
One word of advice, NEVER LET ANYONE SIGN YOUR CHECKS!
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The Taking of Pelham One Two Three - Misunderstood Threats in the Bronx
Lt. Rico Patrone:
We had a bomb scare in the Bronx yesterday, but it turned out to be a cantaloupe.
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