Memorable Quotes from Jerry Winsett
1 quoteTension in Small Town Conversations
Geoffrey
I just wanted to say, there's a lot of good friends of Bill Willoughby in this town, Ms. Hayes...
Geoffrey
Goddamn it!
Mildred Hayes
Then why don't you tell those good friends of Bill Willoughby to tell him to go do his fucking job, fat boy?
Willoughby
Hey there Mildred! You didn't happen to pay a visit to the dentist today, did you?
Mildred Hayes
No.
[her mouth still numb]
Willoughby
Uh...
Mildred Hayes
I said no.
Willoughby
Oh, so it wasn't you who drilled a little hole in one of big fat Geoffrey's big fat thumbnails, no?
Mildred Hayes
Of course not.
Willoughby
Huh?
Mildred Hayes
I said, "Of course not".
Denise
You drilled a hole in the dentist?
Mildred Hayes
Denise, no, I didn't.
Willoughby
Well, I thought it was kind of funny myself, but he wants to press charges, so we're gonna have to bring you in, I'm afraid.
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