Memorable Quotes from Jesper Christensen
8 quotesHumor and Tension in a High-Stakes Encounter
Le Chiffre
Miss Lynd will give me the account number, if she hasn't already, so all I need from you is the password.
James Bond
I've got a little itch... down there. Would you mind?
[''Defiantly'']
James Bond
No! No! No! No…TO THE RIGHT, TO THE RIGHT, TO THE RIGHT!
[''Screams in agony'']
Le Chiffre
You are a funny man, Mr. Bond.
[''Lashes him again'']
James Bond
Yes, yes, yes! Now the whole world's gonna know that you died scratching my balls!
[''Screams in pain''; ''Starts laughing maniacally'']
Le Chiffre
I died? I died?
James Bond
Yes, because no matter what you do, I'm not going to give you the password, which means your clients are going to hunt you down and cut you into little pieces of meat while you're still breathing! Because if you kill me, there'll be nowhere left to hide.
Le Chiffre
Oh, but you are SO WRONG! Because even after I slaughter you and your little girlfriend, your people would still welcome me with open arms! Because they need what I know.
James Bond
The big picture.
[''Resigned'']
Le Chiffre
Yes. Now give me the password, and I will at least let her live. Come on, Bond. Do it soon enough and she might even be in one piece.
[''Slaps him on the cheek'']
Le Chiffre
You're really not going to tell me, are you?
James Bond
No.
Le Chiffre
Then... I think I'll feed you what you seem not to value.
Le Chiffre
I'll get the money. Tell them I'll get the money.
Mr. White
Money isn't as valuable to our organization as knowing who to trust.
[''Mr. White shoots Le Chiffre dead'']
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Introduction of James Bond to Mr. White
Mr. White
Hello?
James Bond
Mr. White? We need to talk.
Mr. White
Who is this?
Bond
The name's Bond. James Bond.
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Seeking Reasons for a Royal Visit
Albert
I'm going back to England.
Baron Stockmar
There must be a reason if you wish to visit Her Majesty.
Albert
Then find me a reason.
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A Familiar Encounter Between Old Rivals
Mr. White
I always knew death would wear a familiar face, but not yours. To what do I owe this pleasure, Mr. Bond?
James Bond
I was at a meeting recently and your name came up.
Mr. White
I'm flattered London is still talking about me.
James Bond
It wasn't MI6, it was ]. Your team, not mine.
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Mr. White
Ah. Last month, I found ] in my cell phone. It's done its job. I have a few weeks, maybe less. So, here we are, Mr. Bond. two dead men enjoying the evening.
[[w:thallium|thallium]
James Bond
What did you do?
Mr. White
I disobeyed him. I followed him as far as I could. He changed.
James Bond
Oh, I see, you grew a conscience.
Mr. White
Our game is our game. But this? Women? Children?
James Bond
Well, the thallium would suggest that he doesn't like you very much anymore. And clearly the feeling is mutual. So why don't you tell me how to find him again?
Mr. White
Oh, come on.
James Bond
Tell me where he is.
Mr. White
He's everywhere! Everywhere! He's sitting at your desk, he's kissing your lover, he's eating supper with your family!
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Familiar Faces of Death and Betrayal
Mr. White
I always knew death would wear a familiar face, but not yours.
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Trust in Unfamiliar Financial Partnerships
Obanno
So how do I trust this man that I've never met with my money?
Mr. White
You asked for the introduction. That's all my organization will guarantee. I suppose our friend Mr. White will have told you... that I have provided reliable banking services... for many other freedom fighters over the years.
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Unknown Threats and Hidden Alliances
James Bond
Are you going to tell us who you work for?
Mr. White
I was always very interested to meet you. I'd heard so much about you from Vesper. In fact, the real shame is that if she hadn't killed herself, we would have had you too. I think you would have done anything for her.
M
You know you're not in Britain, and goodness knows where you will be tomorrow. Which should tell you that eventually, you will tell us about the people you work with. And the longer it takes, the more painful we'll make it.
Mr. White
You really don't know anything about us, do you? It's so amusing, because we are on the other side, thinking "Oh, the MI6, the CIA, they're watching over our shoulders, they're listening to our conversations." And the truth is, you don't even know we exist!
[laughs]
M
We do now, Mr White, and we're quick learners.
Mr. White
Oh, really? Well, then, the first thing you should know about us is that we have people everywhere. Am I right?
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A Metaphor of Chaos and Control
Mr. White
You're a kite dancing in a hurricane, Mr. Bond. So long.
[''Shoots himself in the head with a pistol'']
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