Memorable Quotes from Jessica Biel
14 quotesConflict Between Trust and Fear
Liz Cooper
Don’t drink that! It's drugged. Oh ]. I don’t know what I'm doing. I have no ] what I'm doing. Some federal agent came up to me and said that you were a delusional sociopath, and showed me this tape — so maybe you are. But I don’t want to believe that. I don’t think I can believe that. And she also said that if you ran, they would shoot you. So I should drug you instead. Even if what they said is true, I don't want you to die. I don't want you to die.
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Casual remark about personal needs
Kara Wade
Well you boys will have to excuse me, I have to go pee-pee.
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Identity Crisis and Revealed Truths
Melina
Hauser, we've been looking for you.
Doug Quaid
Don't call me... My name is Doug Quaid. I was born August 29th. All right. I was raised by my mother. She died of cancer before my 15th birthday. I married my girlfriend when I was 29!
Melina
You were born April 29th. You were raised by your father, not your mother. He died before you were 15, but in a car crash. And believe me, you were most definitely not married.
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Debating Abstinence and Mathematical Perspectives
Lauren
Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
Lara
Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.
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Misunderstandings in Romantic Intentions
Tenley Parrish
You're thinking about kissing me, aren't you?
Ryan Dunne
No.
Parrish
Well, now that I've said that, you're thinking about it.
Dunne
No, I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.
Parrish
No, I'm thinking that I could swim the length and back underwater.
Dunne
Five bucks says you can't.
Parrish
You got it!
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Unexpected Revelations in Relationships
Doug Quaid
Oh, shit. Lori.
Melina
Who?
Doug Quaid
It's my wife.
Melina
You're married?
Doug Quaid
It's safe to say we're separated.
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Taking Risks for Greater Rewards
Tenley Parrish
If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.
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Perceptions of Body Image and Comparison
Lara
How do I look?
Lauren
You look kind of skinny, actually.
Lara
Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
Lauren
What's the difference?
Lara
Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...
Lauren
So you look bulimic skinny.
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Charming Yet Unusual Personality Observed
Liz Cooper
You are odd. Charming — but odd.
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Weight Loss and Pregnancy Conversations
Lara
It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off the Pill.
Lauren
Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.
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A Night of Enchantment and Debate
Crown Prince Leopold
Well done.
Eisenheim
Thank you for coming. I hope you enjoyed it.
Crown Prince Leopold
Oh, we more than enjoyed it. Stimulated great debate among us, hasn't it? Except of course for your assistant Duchess Von Teschen. You seem to have struck her quite speechless. A feat in itself. Did you hypnotize her?
Eisenheim
In a fashion.
Crown Prince Leopold
I'd like to learn that trick. Rainer here seems to think you have supernatural powers. Do you claim supernatural powers?
Eisenheim
I've never said anything of that kind.
Crown Prince Leopold
Then you won't mind a question or two?
Sophie
Now let's not ruin it.
Crown Prince Leopold
You needn't divulge anything I can't guess.
Eisenheim
As you wish.
Crown Prince Leopold
Your assistants are behind the mirrors somewhere, in robes obviously. Lights in the frame perhaps to illuminate them, or angled mirrors.
Eisenheim
That would be one way to do it.
Crown Prince Leopold
I think I understand it all except the ghost. That was very, very good.
Josef Fischer
Another viewing, perhaps?
Crown Prince Leopold
You must come to the Hofburg next time. We'll make an evening of it.
Eisenheim
That would be my pleasure.
Crown Prince Leopold
So be it. Sophie? And we'll gather our best minds next time. You'll really have a challenge then.
[motions to Sophie; leaves with Sophie, then turns]
Eisenheim
Then I shall prepare something special. Perhaps I'll make you disappear.
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Consequences of Choices and Identity
Sean
What's wrong? I told you I came.
[post-sex, to Lara, who is sobbing sadly]
Lara
I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Sean
Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: Never shroom again. It only gets you into trouble.
[voiceover]
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A Plea for Love and Honesty
Kara Wade
Just say you love me you pussy.
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Tension and Humor in a Vampire Battle
Hannibal King
Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! God! We're going to fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
[''Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder'']
Abigail
Shut up, King.
Hannibal King
See you in 28 days." Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
[''Laughs, Abigail holds out a vial'']
Abigail Whistler
It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmorhaging.
Hannibal King
Is it going to hurt?
Abigail Whistler
Yeah, it's going to sting a little.
[''Pause'']
Hannibal King
Really?
Hannibal King
Fuck... me!
[''Screams'']
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