Summer Catch - Misunderstandings in Romantic Intentions
Tenley Parrish:
You're thinking about kissing me, aren't you?
Ryan Dunne:
No.
Parrish:
Well, now that I've said that, you're thinking about it.
Dunne:
No, I'm thinking that's what you're thinking.
Parrish:
No, I'm thinking that I could swim the length and back underwater.
Dunne:
Five bucks says you can't.
Parrish:
You got it!
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Summer Catch - Taking Risks for Greater Rewards
Tenley Parrish:
If you want big rewards, you gotta take big risks.
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Next - Conflict Between Trust and Fear
Liz Cooper: [[God; [idea]
Don’t drink that! It's drugged. Oh ]. I don’t know what I'm doing. I have no ] what I'm doing. Some federal agent came up to me and said that you were a delusional sociopath, and showed me this tape — so maybe you are. But I don’t want to believe that. I don’t think I can believe that. And she also said that if you ran, they would shoot you. So I should drug you instead. Even if what they said is true, I don't want you to die. I don't want you to die.
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Next - Charming Yet Unusual Personality Observed
Liz Cooper:
You are odd. Charming — but odd.
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The Rules of Attraction - Consequences of Choices and Identity
Sean: [post-sex, to Lara, who is sobbing sadly]
What's wrong? I told you I came.
Lara:
I was born in a Holiday Inn.
Sean: [voiceover]
Better that it's not Lauren. Note to self: Never shroom again. It only gets you into trouble.
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The Rules of Attraction - Debating Abstinence and Mathematical Perspectives
Lauren:
Abstinence is 100% safe, which is less of a percentage than...
Lara:
Whatever, I don't care, I don't major in math.
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The Rules of Attraction - Weight Loss and Pregnancy Conversations
Lara:
It's amazing how much weight you lose when you go off the Pill.
Lauren:
Which is nothing compared to the fifty pounds you gain when you get knocked up.
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The Rules of Attraction - Perceptions of Body Image and Comparison
Lara:
How do I look?
Lauren:
You look kind of skinny, actually.
Lara:
Skinny, really? Bulimic skinny or anorexic skinny?
Lauren:
What's the difference?
Lara:
Bulimic skinny passes for healthy, except your teeth rot. But my teeth aren't rotting, so...
Lauren:
So you look bulimic skinny.
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The Illusionist - A Night of Enchantment and Debate
Crown Prince Leopold:
Well done.
Eisenheim:
Thank you for coming. I hope you enjoyed it.
Crown Prince Leopold:
Oh, we more than enjoyed it. Stimulated great debate among us, hasn't it? Except of course for your assistant Duchess Von Teschen. You seem to have struck her quite speechless. A feat in itself. Did you hypnotize her?
Eisenheim:
In a fashion.
Crown Prince Leopold:
I'd like to learn that trick. Rainer here seems to think you have supernatural powers. Do you claim supernatural powers?
Eisenheim:
I've never said anything of that kind.
Crown Prince Leopold:
Then you won't mind a question or two?
Sophie:
Now let's not ruin it.
Crown Prince Leopold:
You needn't divulge anything I can't guess.
Eisenheim:
As you wish.
Crown Prince Leopold:
Your assistants are behind the mirrors somewhere, in robes obviously. Lights in the frame perhaps to illuminate them, or angled mirrors.
Eisenheim:
That would be one way to do it.
Crown Prince Leopold:
I think I understand it all except the ghost. That was very, very good.
Josef Fischer:
Another viewing, perhaps?
Crown Prince Leopold:
You must come to the Hofburg next time. We'll make an evening of it.
Eisenheim:
That would be my pleasure.
Crown Prince Leopold: [motions to Sophie; leaves with Sophie, then turns]
So be it. Sophie? And we'll gather our best minds next time. You'll really have a challenge then.
Eisenheim:
Then I shall prepare something special. Perhaps I'll make you disappear.
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Stealth - Casual remark about personal needs
Kara Wade:
Well you boys will have to excuse me, I have to go pee-pee.
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Stealth - A Plea for Love and Honesty
Kara Wade:
Just say you love me you pussy.
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Blade: Trinity - Tension and Humor in a Vampire Battle
Hannibal King: [''Abigail takes the stake from his shoulder'']
Did you see that guy? We're gonna lose, man! God! We're going to fucking lose! What did the one lesbian vampire say to the other?
Abigail:
Shut up, King.
Hannibal King: [''Laughs, Abigail holds out a vial'']
See you in 28 days." Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. What is that?
Abigail Whistler:
It's an elastic protein. It's going to stop the hemmorhaging.
Hannibal King:
Is it going to hurt?
Abigail Whistler: [''Pause'']
Yeah, it's going to sting a little.
Hannibal King:
Really?
Hannibal King: [''Screams'']
Fuck... me!
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Total Recall - Identity Crisis and Revealed Truths
Melina:
Hauser, we've been looking for you.
Doug Quaid:
Don't call me... My name is Doug Quaid. I was born August 29th. All right. I was raised by my mother. She died of cancer before my 15th birthday. I married my girlfriend when I was 29!
Melina:
You were born April 29th. You were raised by your father, not your mother. He died before you were 15, but in a car crash. And believe me, you were most definitely not married.
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Total Recall - Unexpected Revelations in Relationships
Doug Quaid:
Oh, shit. Lori.
Melina:
Who?
Doug Quaid:
It's my wife.
Melina:
You're married?
Doug Quaid:
It's safe to say we're separated.
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