Memorable Quotes from Jessica Capshaw
2 quotesHoliday Dinner Distractions and Family Dynamics
Elaine
This is what you wear to Christmas dinner? Don't you even own a dress?
Sloane
I'm great, Mom. Thanks. House looks... beautiful.
Elaine
Well, your Aunt Susan brought at-the-mall Santa home, and, uh, your nephew just pooped in the manger.
Abby
Ugh, it was a tiny poo. I mean, he moved the baby Jesus first.
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Changing Perceptions of Halloween Costumes
Sloane
When did Halloween go from dressing up like a princess to dressing up like a whore?
Abby
Oh, I dunno, like, sixth grade?
Daisy
What's a whore?
Abby
Um, somebody who gets paid to play with boys.
Violet
I wanna be a whore.
Daisy
Me, too.
Abby
Okay, but just remember that the house gets fifty per cent.
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