Memorable Quotes from Jill Ritchie
12 quotesMisunderstandings in Romantic Interests
Janet
Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend appears to be hitting on my friend.
[watching Amy and Lucy flirt]
Scud
You're not wrong.
Janet
Yeah, but my friend... not into that.
Scud
Right.
[under breath]
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Fashion Finds in Unexpected Places
Janet
I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy
Really? Where did you get it?
Janet
Target.
Amy
No way.
Dominique
Silence!
Janet
They also have it in teal.
[whispering]
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Conflict Between Max and Janet
Max
I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
[to Amy]
Janet
Perfect whore!
[under her breath]
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A Bet on an Almost Kiss
Janet
Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
[catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss]
Lucy
Uhg!
[scoffs rolling her eyes at Janet]
Scud
You owe me fifty bucks.
[smug]
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Language Barriers in Communication
Dominique
You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet
You need to speak English or French. Frenglish is not a language.
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Character Inquiry About Destination
Janet
So, where're you going to?
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Unexpected Plans Before the Road Trip
Charisma
Anyway, I thought I'd come back to start our road trip early.
Maggie
Slight problem. I promised I'd meet a friend out in the desert.
Charisma
Why? Are you burying a body?
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Reputation and Perception in Relationships
Janet
Everybody's talking about it.
Amy
About what?
Janet
How you met Lucy and lived to tell about it. They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Amy
Shut up!
Janet
A gay slut!
[lowers voice]
Amy
I'm not gay!
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Unconditional Agreement Before Proposal
Scud
So, I was wondering if maybe you wanted--
Janet
Yes.
Scud
I didn't ask you anything yet.
Janet
Whatever it is, yes.
Scud
Awesome.
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Conflicted Feelings About Attraction and Friendship
Amy
Nothing happened.
Janet
She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy
I am not!
Janet
You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!
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Unexpected Compliments Amidst Chaos
Scud
What...the hell?
Janet
I couldn't stop them!
Scud
You look nice.
[pauses]
Janet
Thanks.
Janet
What?
Max
What are you doing?
[to Janet]
Janet
Nothing!
[to Max]
Janet
Sorry!
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Shared Obsession with Lucy Diamond
Max
I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet
You too?
[incredulous]
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