Memorable Quotes from Jim Carter
2 quotesUnity and Struggle on the Picket Line
Women on picket line
The miners, united, will never be defeated.
[chanting]
Andy
Poor old biddies. Don't they know they're pissing in the wind, like the rest of us?
Ernie
Can they do that, women?
Andy
What?
Ernie
Piss in the wind.
Jim
No, Ernie. That's just the point.
Ernie
No, but on a nice day, you know, when there's no wind about. They can't - you know - get any direction on it.
Jim
All right, whatever it is that lasses do that's pointless.
Andy
Bloody hell. So much to choose from.
Phil
Fart in a force ten?
Jim
By god, Phil, you don't half know some funny women.
Harry
Steady lads. My missus does that.
Harry
You daft bastards. Women Against Closure? That is when she's not farting in a force ten!
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Dealing with Life's Misfortunes Maturely
Deja Vu
Don't take it so hard Nick, life is filled with it's little miseries, each of us in his own way must learn to deal with adversity in a mature and adult fashion.
[Sneezes into hands, screams and jumps out a window]
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