The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas - Confessions of a Rock Vegas Criminal
Chip: [Everybody gasps]
Ladies and gentlemen! Ladies and gentlemen, I regret to inform you that there is a criminal in our midst... But, before I expose him into the public. I'd like to give him a chance to step forward that admit his wrong doing only to take his first tiny step towards absolution.
Towel Confessor: [sobs]
I stole all the towels in my room!
Chip:
Well, that is illegal! But, still...
Underwear Confessor: [Everybody gasps and groans]
I'm wearing someone else's underwear!
Chip:
No! I was talking about a...
Dinosaur Confessor: [Everybody laughs]
I'm systematically poisoning the dinosaurs water supply! In a matter of decades, their entire species will be extinct!
Chip Rockefeller:
All right! This is obviously going nowhere. No, I was talking about a necklace. A very valuable necklace has been stolen from our hotel safe. A necklace belonging to my dear... dear friend, Wilma Slaghoople.
Wilma:
My pearls?
Betty:
Wilma!
Fred:
All right, who did it? So, help me. If you don't step forward right now, I'll personally punch you in the...
Chip:
I don't think violence would be necessary, Flintstone. Because, I know exactly, who stole Wilma's pearls... A desperate man drowning and gambling debts.
Fred:
Low-life!
Dinosaur Confessor:
Hey! Doesn't anybody care about this whole dinosaurs becoming extinct thing?
Everybody: [Dinosaur Confessor walks away]
NO!
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