Jim Downey Biography
James Woodward Downey (born 1952) is an American comedy writer, producer and actor. Downey wrote for over 30 seasons of Saturday Night Live, making him the longest tenured writer in the show's history. SNL creator Lorne Michaels called Downey the "best political humorist alive" while Conan O'Brien said he is "the great comedy writer that we all revere."
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Discussion of Perfidia Beverly Hills' Affiliations
Virgil Throckmorton:
Do you know a black militant by the name of Perfidia Beverly Hills?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
Yes, I do.
Virgil Throckmorton:
And was she a member of the rebel group known as the French 75?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
She was.
Virgil Throckmorton:
Colonel Lockjaw, did you engage in a romantic relationship with this woman?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
Gentlemen, I have engaged the enemy face to face in battle, and in the dark alleys and shadows of espionage. I was once raped in reverse.
Virgil Throckmorton:
Raped in reverse? Could you explain how that might work for us, Colonel Lockjaw?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
The enemy employed deception. I was drugged, and while unconscious my brain was not working but my power was, and I believe I was taken advantage of.
Virgil Throckmorton:
What kind of proof do you have? If you were unconscious, how do you know this to be true?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
I don't know it to be true, but I suspect it. When I awoke, there was sensitivity in a private place, and there was some residue of an interaction.
Virgil Throckmorton:
Interaction?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
I believe she was a sperm thief.
Sandy Irvine:
A semen demon?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
That's correct.
Virgil Throckmorton:
Colonel Lockjaw, what would be the purpose of the enemy raping you in reverse?
Col. Steven J. Lockjaw:
They saw the power of my mind and body. They desired it.
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Power, Suspicion, and Holiday Greetings
Junglepussy: [pointing a gun during bank robbery]
Get your noses in the carpet! My name is Junglepussy. This is what power looks like. See my face? This some Set It Off shit. I don't want you, I just want your money. Your money... pays for my artillery, my supplies, my transportation, my dynamite, my message! I am what black power looks like. See my face? See my face! I'm the French 75...
Greeting Code Voice:
Nothing is secure. Everything is wrong. No one is above suspicion.
Sandy Irvine:
Merry Christmas. Hail, Saint Nick.
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