Jimi Mistry Quotes - Best Lines & Interviews

Memorable Quotes from Jimi Mistry

13 quotes

The Guru

Fear and Perception in Conversation

Ramu Gupta Why are you afraid?

Kitty What makes you think that I'm afraid?

Ramu Gupta I feel it.

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The Guru

Discussion on Losing Pants in the Film

Dwain Alright, you wanna lose the pants?

Ramu Gupta Is that part of the movie?

Dwain Could be.

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The Guru

Debating John Travolta's Star Power

Ramu Gupta I'm telling you. I'm the star, like John Travolta.

Roommate 1 Pulp Fiction" Travolta or "]" Travolta?

[[w:Urban Cowboy|Urban Cowboy]

Ramu Gupta ]" Travolta.

[[w:Grease (film)|Grease]

Roommate 1 How many lines do you have?

Ramu Gupta I haven't seen the script yet.

Roommate 1 I know your lines, just like your lines in the restaurant. "Would you like chutney with your chapatis or poppadums with your paneer?

Roommate 2 Do you want nachos with your Big Gulp?

Ramu Gupta Piss off, man.

Roommate 1 Oh, I'm sorry. Good for you, yaar. Come on, so tell us about it. What role are you playing?

Sanjiv Man in turban working in gas station.

Ramu Gupta You guys joke all you want, but this is a real movie and I am the star.

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The Guru

Abrasive Acknowledgment of Character Flaws

Ramu Gupta You're a real bastard, you know that?

[upon seeing the apartment]

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Ella Enchanted

Expressions of Affection Among Friends

Mandy I love you too, my little pookie pages.

Benny Not as much as I love you, cuddlebuns.

Mandy Ohh, I love you more!

Ella Okay! Lots of love, moving on.

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Exam

Identity and Nicknames in a Restricted Setting

White Let's go, Gandhi.

Brown My name's not Gandhi, friend. It's—

White Nuh-uh, no names in here. Well, not real ones, anyway. I mean, it's not written on this so there's gotta be a reason for that, hasn't there?

[''points to exam paper'']

Black We'll use nicknames, then.

White Yeah, all right, let's make this easy.

Brown We already have numbers.

White Yeah, and visual. You're Black. I'm White. You're Brown. We've got Blonde here, Brunette there... Dark, I suppose. And then last as well as least we've got Deaf.

[''laughs'']

Black Tough last round.

White Yeah, whatever. Any objections?

Dark Apart from your grossly insensitive sexual and racial stereotyping?

White Well, if you're the sensitive type, you shouldn't be here, love.

Brown I'll take Brown over Gandhi, if it gets us talking about something that matters.

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The Guru

Unexpected Reactions to a Movie Recommendation

Ramu Gupta What are you watching?

[walks into the apartment, and Sanjay and Vijay are watching a porno with Sharonna in it]

Vijay M-M-M-M-My Sharonna. Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm, Mmm.

[makes a sex motion]

Ramu Gupta YOU BASTARDS! TURN IT OFF!

[jumps on Sanjay]

Sanjay You've never seen Good Will Hunting?

Vijay We also have Star Wars, Episode 69.

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The Guru

A Personal Story in an Audition Scene

Dwain Next!

Ramu Gupta I'm here for the audition. Ramu Gupta.

Dwain Tell me something I don't know.

Ramu Gupta My mother comes from Hyderabad. My father wanted to marry a Muslim girl, but his family wouldn't let him.

Dwain Everybody's a comedian. What'd you say your name was?

Ramu Gupta Ram Chandra Gupta. Actor. Dancer.

Dwain Okay, Rammy, what would you say your specialty is?

Ramu Gupta Well, I move smooth. I take instruction easily. I'm not afraid to try new things.

Dwain Good. We like that. ]?

[[w:erection|How big are you hard]

Ramu Gupta Yes, I work very hard.

Dwain No. ]. How big is your johnson?

[[w:human penis|Your johnson]

Ramu Gupta Johnson?

Dwain Your wand. Your pork-sword. Your baloney pony.

Ramu Gupta Would you like to see my Macarena?

Dwain Is that what you call it in your part of the world? Let me see your Macarena.

Ramu Gupta ]!

[Ramu hums melody and starts dancing; [w:Macarena|Hey, Macarena]

Dwain All right, you wanna lose the pants?

Ramu Gupta Is that part of the movie?

Dwain Could be.

Ramu Gupta I get it. Like Tom Cruise in ]?

[[w:Risky Business|Risky Business; takes off pants and does a whole dance routine]

Dwain All right! You know you could be big.

Ramu Gupta Oh, yes, sir, very big.

Dwain I can see that. I must say, most guys come in here, they wax the dolphin. That's it. It's over. You dance. I like that.

Ramu Gupta Thank you.

Dwain Plus you got this really interesting look. It's kind of an Oriental cabana boy thing. You're unique, Rammy. You could be a big star.

Ramu Gupta Yes, sir. I know.

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The Guru

Embracing Individuality and Reflection

Ramu Gupta You need to do your own thing. Live your own life.

[walks away angrily]

Lexi I'm going to meditate on that.

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The Guru

Desires Beyond Basic Necessities

Vijay You have a roof over your head, clothes on your back, food in your belly, what more do you want?

Ramu Gupta I want what you promised.

Ella Enchanted

Elves and the Burden of Expectations

Ella Why don't you like music?

Slannen the Elf Oh that's right, because elves are supposed to be so happy and joyful all the time. Singin and dancin for ]. I don't want to be an entertainer. I want to be...

[[School of Rock|the man]

Ella What?

Slannen the Elf Nothin...

Slannen the Elf Forget it. It's silly.

Ella Please tell me.

Slannen the Elf I want to be a lawyer.

Benny I guess that would be in small claims court.

The Guru

The Power of Thought and Desire

Ramu Gupta The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it. Are you thinking?

[faces woman]

Turned-on Woman My whole body is about to think!